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		<title>&#8220;REQUIEM&#8221; FOR THE SWINE FLU &#8211; THE HIDDEN STRUCTURE OF POWER REVEALS ITSELF</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong> NOW THE SWINE FLU SCAM COMES OUT IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WITH THE WORDS OF THE EU OFFICIALS!</strong></p>
<p>In the previous article <a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/the-wall-of-silence-around-the-swine-flu-crumbles-more-and-more">THE WALL OF SILENCE AROUND THE SWINE FLU CRUMBLES MORE AND MORE</a> one can already foresee the hoax that was emerging in the media.</p>
<p>Meanwhile a lot of people have been talking about the swine flu and its consequences. Countries were ordering millions of vaccines and spending billions of euros for &#8220;ensuring&#8221; the public health! And people felt good because they like to know that someone is taking care of them.</p>
<p>But the whole hysteria is now reaching some strange tones and the latest news shows once again (maybe this time in an amazingly clear way!) that the reality of this world, as we are told about it, is only an image meant to conceal some hidden agendas that have nothing to do with public interest and the good of the citizens!</p>
<p>The facts that are revealed in this interview are astonishing: an entire world is lead to believe something that is not real, even in the conditions that several specialists were showing that this is wrong. If this can happen with <strong>the full support of authorities from several countries </strong>then WHAT NEXT???</p>
<p>WHAT GUARANTEE ONE CAN HAVE THAT ONE DAY THE SAME SCHEME WILL NOT CREATE ANOTHER SMOKE SCREEN MUCH BIGGER AND MORE DEVASTATING?</p>
<p>In reality this was just an example of what can happen with the support of some circles of power that are <strong>just simulating</strong> the transparency and democracy, but in reality they are elitist groups of interests that don&#8217;t care about life and people. We are talking here about people that for some bucks are ready to create mass disasters, and have the position to do it. And they always hide behind the guise of &#8220;national interest&#8221;!</p>
<p>As in many more cases before, the hidden agenda hits the news in the ugliest way, revealing the unscrupulous behavior of the people who have both the power and the &#8220;arrogance of power&#8221;. We can encounter this display of power because the ones involved in this scam also consider that &#8220;people are stupid&#8221; and that nobody dares to challenge and question the system itself. And ‘they’ are hiding within the system! It is like in the Middle Ages when the biggest bloodthirsty criminals hid  in the churches and became the ‘inquisitors’, because nobody would dare to stand up and ask questions. It is clear that nowadays in the structure of power there has been infiltrated an entire network of masonic lodges and other structures that operate for benefits that are foreign to the interests of  the majority.</p>
<p>When officials of the  EU are making such statements as Mr. Wolfgang Wodrag does in the following interview, only a lost case of  gullible people could still believe that the whole scam was perpetrated  without the participation of some high ranking people and even a part of authorities. How can such a scam go through all the state apparatus in so many countries without anyone saying STOP? The answer is very simple: there are a lot of people in the administration involved in all these trans-national and corporate businesses who are violating the interest of people. And the way such influence can take place is not only through lobbying and networking on a special project, but it is a result of this intricate network that the masonic and other occult structures nowadays create in the high levels of power in the world. These networks are the solid base for all these influences and constructions that serve the interest of few in the &#8216;loss of many&#8217;.</p>
<p>But the interesting fact is that now, due to the internet and information circulating very quickly, some of these plans are disclosed and those that are attentive can see the ugly face of the &#8220;spiritual dwarfs&#8221; that mastermind such cynical plans.</p>
<p>Reading this interview makes you wonder how far they will go with their &#8220;arrogance of power&#8221; ; they count only on their secret &#8220;brotherhood&#8221; which is already placed in good positions of power and they  care nothing for human life. I am sure we will see and hear more about them&#8230;</p>
<p>At least now is more clear for those that want proof  about this occult structure, which exists out there and is making a lot of money from taking advantage of the position their members occupy in the administrations of different countries. And throughspreading the word and disclosing any of these plans, the person become important!</p>
<p>DON&#8217;T FORGET THAT THE ONLY ASPECT THAT OCCULT POWER CANNOT STAND IS DISCLOSURE!</p>
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<div><strong>INTERVIEW WITH WOLFGANG WODARG IN L&#8217;HUMANITE IN ENGLISH TRANSLATION</strong></div>
<div>Swine flu: &#8220;They organized the panic&#8221;</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">New Development: The German President of the Health Committee of the Council of Europe, Wolfgang Wodarg, is issuing accusations against the pharmaceutical lobbies and the governments. He has intitiated the start of an investigation by that body concerning therole played by the pharmaceutical in the campaign of panic about the virus.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>A straight forward interview.</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Ex-member of the SPD, Wolfgang Wodarg is a doctor and epidemiologist. His request for a commission of inquiry into the role of pharmaceutical companies in the management of swine flu outbreak by WHO and the nation states was granted unanimously by the members of the Health Committee of the Council of Europe…</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>What made you suspicious about the influence of pharmaceutical companies had on the decisions being taken in respect of swine flu?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. We are facing a major failure of national institutions responsible for warning about risks and responding in case a pandemic occurs. In April when the first alarm came from Mexico I was very surprised at the figures furnished by the World Health Organization (WHO) to justify the declaration of a pandemic. I was immediately suspicious: the numbers were very low and the alarm level very high. There were not even in a thousand patients when there was already talk of the pandemic of the century. And the alert was decreed extreme based on the fact that the virus was new. But the characteristic of influenza disease is to develop very quickly with viruses which take on new forms each time, by dwelling in new hosts, animal, human etc.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">There was nothing new in itself to that. Each year a new virus of this &#8220;flu&#8221;type appears. In reality there was no reason to sound the alarm at this level. This was only possible because in early May the WHO changed its definition of a pandemic. Before that date there had to be not only a disease which had broke out in several countries at once but also one that had very serious consequences with the number of deaths above the usual average. This aspect was removed from the new definition, to retain the rate of spread of disease as the only criteria. And they claimed that the virus was dangerous because people had not been able to develop immunity against it. Which was false for this virus. Because it was observed that people aged over 60 years already had antibodies. That is to say they had already been in contact with similar viruses. That is why also there are virtually no people aged over 60 who have developed the disease. Yet those were the people who were recommended to be vaccinated quickly.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Among the things that aroused my suspicions there was therefore on one side this determination to sound the alarm. And on the other side, some curious facts. Such as, for example, the recommendation by WHO to carry out two injections for vaccines. That had never been done before. There was no scientific justification for this. There was also the recommendation to use only special patented vaccines. There was however no reason for not adding, as it is done every year, specific antiviral particles of this new H1N1 virus, &#8220;completing&#8221; the vaccine used for seasonal influenza. This was not done because they preferred to use patented vaccine materials that major laboratories had designed and manufactured to be ready in case of a pandemic developing. And by proceeding in this way they did not hesitate to endanger the persons vaccinated.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>What danger?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. To provide products rapidly, adjuvants were used in some vaccines, whose effects have not been adequately tested. In other words, they wanted absolutely to use these new patented products instead of developing vaccines according to traditional methods of production which are much simpler, more reliable and less costly. There was no medical reason for this. It was only for marketing purposes.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>How could anyone justify that?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. To understand we must return to the episode of avian influenza from 2005 to 2006. It was then that new international plans were defined for dealing with a pandemic alarm. These plans were officially developed to ensure rapid manufacturing of vaccines in case of an alert. This led to negotiations between pharmaceutical companies and governments. On the one hand the labs committed themselves to keep ready to develop the preparations, on the other hand, states assured them they would buy them all. After this strange deal the pharmaceutical industry took no economic risk by engaging in new fabrications. And it was sure to touch the jack pot in the case of a pandemic outbreak.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>Do you disagree with the diagnoses and even the potential severity of influenza A?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Yes, it’s just a normal kind of flu. It does not cause a tenth of deaths caused by the classic seasonal flu. All that mattered and that led to the great campaign of panic which we have seen was that it was a golden opportunity for representatives from labs who knew they would hit the jackpot in the case of a pandemic being declared.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Those are very serious accusations you&#8217;re making. How was such a process made possible within the WHO?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. A group of people in the WHO is associated very closely with the pharmaceutical industry.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>Will the investigation by the Council of Europe also work in this direction?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. We want to clarify everything that brought about this massive operation of disinformation. We want to know who made decisions, on the basis of what evidence and precisely how the influence of the pharmaceutical industry came to bear on the decision-making. And the time has come at last for us to make demands on governments. The purpose of the inquiry is so that there are no more false alarms of this type in the future. So that the people may rely on the analysis and the expertise of national and international public institutions. The latter are now discredited, because millions of people have been vaccinated with products with inherent possible health risks. This was not necessary. It has also led to a considerable mismanagement of public money.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Do you have any concrete figures on the extent of this mismanagement?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. In Germany it comes to 700 million euros. But it is very difficult to know the exact figures because we are talking on one side about vaccines resold to foreign countries and most firms do not communicate due to the principle of respect for &#8220;business secret&#8221; regarding the amounts in contracts concluded with States and any indemnification clauses contained therein.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Will the work of &#8220;lobbying&#8221; by pharma companies on the National Institutes of Health also be dealt with by the investigation of the Council of Europe?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Yes we will examine the attitude of institutions like the Robert Koch Institute in Germany or Pasteur in France who should in fact have advised their governments from a critical standpoint. In some countries certain institutions have done so. In Finland and Poland, for example, critical voices were raised to say: &#8220;we do not need that.&#8221;</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Has the tremendous global operation of disinformation also been possible because the pharmaceutical industry had &#8220;representatives&#8221; even within the governments of the most powerful countries?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. As regards the ministries, that seems to me to be obvious. I can not explain how specialists, very smart people who know the problems of the influenza disease by heart, did not notice what was happening.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>So what happened?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Without going as far as saying direct corruption, which I am certain does exist, there were many ways for labs to exercise their influence over decisions. A very concrete example, is how Klaus Stöhr, who was the head of the epidemiological department of the WHO at the time of bird flu, and who therefore prepared the plans to cope with a pandemic that I mentioned above, in the meantime had become a top executive of the company Novartis. And similar links between Glaxo and Baxter, etc. and influential members of the WHO. These large firms have &#8220;their people&#8221; in the cogs and then they pull strings so that the right policy decisions are taken. That is to say, the ones that will allow them to pump as much money from taxpayers.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>But if your survey succeeds, will it not be a support for citizens to insist their governments demand accountability from these large groups?</strong></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Yes, you&#8217;re right, this is one of the major issues related to this investigation. States could indeed take advantage of this to contest contracts drawn up in, let us say, improper conditions. If it can be shown that it was under the influence of firms that the process was initiated then they will have to be push to ask for reimbursement. But that&#8217;s just the financial side, there is also the human side, persons who were vaccinated with products that were inadequately tested.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>So what kind of risk have these healthy people unknowingly taken by getting vaccinated?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Again, the vaccines were developed too quickly, some adjuvants were insufficiently tested. But there is worse to come. The vaccine developed by Novartis was produced in a bioreactor from cancerous cells. A technique that had never been used until now.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Why, I&#8217;m obviously not an expert, but how can one claim to make a vaccine from diseased cells?</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Normally one uses chicken eggs on which viruses are grown. We need in fact to work on living cells. Because</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">viruses can only multiply in this way and so do, by definition, the virus preparations that go with it. But this process has a big flaw, it is slow and it takes a lot of eggs. And it is long and complex technically. Another potentially excellent technique is to grow the virus in living cells in bioreactors. This requires cells which grow and divide very quickly. It&#8217;s a bit like the method used to culture yogurt, which is also produced in a bio-reactor. but in this context the cell was so upset in its environment and its growth that it grows like a cancer cell. And it is on these rapidly multiplying cells that they grow the virus. But to manufacture the vaccine the virus must be re-extracted from these cells on which they were implanted. And it can therefore happen that during the manufacturing process of the vaccine, residue of cancerous cells remain in the preparation. In the same way as it happens in conventional manufacturing with eggs. Thus we know that in the case of a classic influenza vaccination, side effects can occur in people who are allergic to egg albumin found in egg white. It can not be excluded that proteins, remains of a cancer cell present in a vaccine produced by bio-reactor, may generate a tumour on the person vaccinated. According to a true principle of precaution, before such a product is allowed on the market, there should therefore be 100% certainty that such effects are actually excluded.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;"><strong>And wasn’t this done?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. It was not. The EMEA (European Medicines Agency), an institution under the responsibility of the European Commissioner for Economic Affairs, based in London, which gives permission to release vaccines on the market in Europe, gave the green light for commercializing this product arguing, namely, that this mode of manufacture was not a &#8220;significant&#8221; risk. This was very differently appreciated by many experts here in Germany and by an independent drug institution, which instead sounded the alert and voiced their objections. I took these warnings seriously. I studied the case and intervened in the context of the Bundestag health committee of which I was a member so that the vaccine would not be used in Germany. I made it known that I was certainly not opposed to the development of vaccines with this technique. But first it had to have a total guarantee of innocuousness. The product has therefore not been used in Germany where the government terminated the contract with Novartis.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>What is the name of this vaccine?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Obta flu.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>But that means that in other European countries like France the product can be marketed without any problem?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Yes, it obtained permission from EMEA and can be used anywhere in the EU.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>What alternative do you intend to propose so that further scandals of this type are avoided?</strong></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. The WHO should be more transparent, so we know clearly who decides and what type of relationship exists between participants in the organization. It should also be flanked by at least one elected chamber, which should be able to react very critically and where everyone can express themselves. This enhanced public scrutiny is essential.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;"><strong>Isn’t the question of another system capable of handling a matter which is in fact a common good for citizens across the planet coming to the surface?</strong></div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: left;">Wolfgang Wodarg. Can we go on allowing the production of vaccines and the conduct of these productions to organizations whose goal is to win as much money as possible? Or is the production of vaccines not something that States must absolutely monitor and implement themselves? That&#8217;s why I think we should abandon the system of patents on vaccines. That is to say, the possibility of monopolization of vaccine production by a large group. For this option requires that we sacrifice thousands of lives, simply in the name of respect for these monopoly rights. You&#8217;re right, that particular claim has become evident for me.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Interview by Bruno Odent</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Translated into English by Carolyn Dunning.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Taken from The Flu case website</div>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>Some time ago on Christmas eve i was with my spiritual guide Grieg and a lot of other people and He was presenting this  below story. Inspired by His presence and the story, i wrote a &#8220;continuation&#8221; of the story on a christmas card to Adina (they were three cards in fact <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> ). Since there are a lot of people that can use this story today, here it is in both parts.</em></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>THE COW IN PINK SHOES<br />
An allegorical story<br />
First part by Gregorian Bivolaru</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Once upon a time, there was a marvellous cow, with a great udder; there was no other cow like her in the whole world. We may say that she was a unique cow. She offered a great amount of good and delightful milk everyday. Therefore her fame spread and many people came from all over the world to admire her. Some people were so impressed with her gifts they praised her in hymns. Parents would talk to their children about this marvellous cow as an exceptional model of devotion, for she fulfilled all her tasks. Some priests would encourage the believers to pay attention to her way of being and to behave like her. Many artists considered her being a delightful model and they were convinced that she can inspire them in producing genius works. Countless people wanted to benefit from the many advantages brought by the existence of this extraordinary animal. Beyond this, the cow displayed a mysterious feature, which most of the people missed, being caught in rapture with her incredible qualities. This wonderful cow, beside the fact that her pink shoes were often dirty with dung, had a strange bad habit. Whenever she was milked, she would watch attentively how the bucket was filling up with delicious milk and exactly when it was full she would kick it with an extraordinary skill. From experience our cow had this strange skill and exquisite precision in toppling the bucket.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This bizarre story repeated every day, over and over. If amongst the human being&#8217;s attentively reading this story one discovers or feels a surprising similarity with this cow, he or she has to be certain that this is not by chance. Undoubtedly the similarity is deeply significant.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>THE SURPRISING CONTINUATION OF THE MEANINGFUL STORY  ABOUT  &#8221;THE COW WHO WORE PINK SHOES”<br />
Second Part<br />
by Mihai Stoian</strong></p>
<p>Due to a series of not at all random coincidences the lovely cow finally found out that people were disappointed with her. This was a great challenge for her ego and in the beginning she became very sad, thinking, due to her ignorance, that people did not appreciate her for what she was. While she was being milked she dived in these melancholic thoughts, and thus to everyone´s great amazement she forgot to deliver the skillful kick with which she would usually spill her fresh good milk from the bucket. This way people, many of them for the first time, had the chance to taste the wonderful milk. Filled with delight many gained hope and decided to give a second chance to the charming cow even if she had disappointed them so many times before.  The cow could feel, in a mysteriously paranormal way, their renewed hope, and thus her self confidence was restored as if by magic, because now she knew the reason for the wonderful improvement in the people around her.</p>
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<p>While pondering and reflecting on how she could intensify the state of contentment and happiness which had awakened within her, the lovely cow forgot once again to kick the bucket with the fresh milk. Seeing this the people were even more amazed, especially since now she gave even more milk due to the state of happiness which she experienced. The people immediately started praising her a lot, as much as they had done in the beginning. After this the lovely cow was no longer fooled by the bad old habit of spilling her own milk and instead continued to search for that new element, completely different from everything she had experienced before, which had triggered such an amazing transformation within her. The only clue she had in the beginning was the fact that she had already started to have profound and intense thoughts of sublime and elevating ideals exactly in the very pleasant moments of the milking. ”It must be that my very good and abundant milk collects in it the immense mysterious energy of my oceanic happiness”, the lovely cow thought at a certain point. ”This is why the people changed their attitude. If I will always act like this, from now on, I am sure that the people will transform their attitude towards me completely and while savoring with delight my happiness giving milk they will also be influenced for their own good and will even become happy” she told herself, greatly encouraged by this revelation. ”I will always act the same way because I have an intuition this is the secret”, she then said enthusiastically.</p>
<p>The next day, while she was milked, the lovely cow felt an intense, profound and overwhelming happiness which triggered an amazing state of ECSTASY within her. Her bad old habit gradually disappeared while her milk became a true elixir filling many people with a mysterious happiness. And even more amazing was the fact that many of those who drank it also entered  a profound state of ECSTASY, being thus directly ”spiritually contaminated” with the overwhelming beneficial energies and resonances which had been impregnated in the milk by the profound and intense states of happiness experienced by the lovely cow during the whole time she was milked.</p>
<p>After some time the fame of the lovely cow grew extraordinarily much, becoming even greater than it had been in the beginning. Since she wanted to give people the best milk, which at the same time  would  grant intense happiness and ECSTASY, the lovely cow oriented all her attention almost constantly towards ecstatic experiences and higher and higher states of ECSTASY.</p>
<p>After a while the lovely cow felt that even if those overwhelming ecstatic states were extremely interesting and even though meditation had become her second nature, filling her almost continuously with an immense happiness, still something ETERNAL and essential was missing and she had the intuition that this something existed forever beyond all the ecstatic experiences.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/yoga_sacred_cow24.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-2633" title="yoga_sacred_cow2" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/yoga_sacred_cow24-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Shortly after, taking one step at a time, the lovely cow realized that there exists something SUPREME and IMMORTAL which is present in all those wonderful experiences and in order to truly discover that something ETERNAL she must first find out who SHE REALLY WAS.</p>
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<p>Thus the lovely cow began her intense and frantic inquiry of the Divine Self  ATMAN which exists forever beyond any experience, being the silent and eternal witness of the existence of each individual and of THE WHOLE.</p>
<p>Through intense meditation, the lovely cow realized that in reality she is just the silent and detached WITNESS contemplating how the ETERNAL AND UNIVERSAL SPIRIT offers the milk through her. The lovely cow gradually transformed into a channel for light and endless love manifested as an extraordinarily good, regenerating, ecstatic and nourishing milk. Those who savored the amazing milk were at the same time granted the GRACE OF GOD manifesting now fully through the liberated and wise cow who, full of endless love, continued to give milk.</p>
<p>THE MORAL OF THE STORY: When even a cow could do all this, what are we waiting for?</p>
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		<title>A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE SELF IN ICELAND</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently in Iceland for a Silent Retreat that has been organized by the Icelandic branch of NATHA YOGA CENTER in Reykjavik. This event took place from the 16th until the 23rd of January and ended with a spiral meditation in the new yoga center in Reykjavik. For further information see &#8211; http://www.natha.dk/en/events/silent-retreat-with-mihai-stoian-in-iceland.html

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was recently in Iceland for a Silent Retreat that has been organized by the Icelandic branch of NATHA YOGA CENTER in Reykjavik. This event took place from the 16<sup>th</sup> until the 23<sup>rd</sup> of January and ended with a spiral meditation in the new yoga center in Reykjavik. For further information see &#8211; <a href="http://www.natha.dk/en/events/silent-retreat-with-mihai-stoian-in-iceland.html">http://www.natha.dk/en/events/silent-retreat-with-mihai-stoian-in-iceland.html</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Welcome-signs-...jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2555 aligncenter" title="Welcome signs .." src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Welcome-signs-..-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8216;Welcome signs from &#8220;Minniborgir&#8221;Iceland &#8211; A rainbow appeared following the first meditation in the morning&#8217;</p>
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<p>Our meeting with the country of the four fighting elements was very warm &#8230; it is the warmest temperature in Europe now in Iceland!</p>
<p>Moreover we were taken from the airport directly to the Blue Lagoon, the most famous Icelandic resort for travelers. Being placed near a geothermal power unit, the Blue Lagoon is the result of the interaction between human activity of harvesting the inner power of the earth and the lava field that exist everywhere in Iceland. As a result you have surreal blue water that contains amazingly many minerals and salts, placed in the bed of lava field.</p>
<p>We were spoilt for a few hours in the hot highly mineralized water before reaching the yoga center in Reykjavik. This was a very warm reception in the country where ice and fire are molding the land and sea.</p>
<p>Softened by the Blue Lagoon we were hosted for a night in the NATHA headquarters and we took the chance to visit the new center on Boltholt 4, street (very near the center of Reykjavik).</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland12.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2582" title="Iceland1" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland12.gif" alt="" width="900" height="260" /></a></p>
<p>Serafim and Magdalena (the heart-full coordinators of the yoga school in Iceland) are wonderful hosts, organizing this retreat with Danish-Icelandic precision ensuring that everyone from abroad was collected from the airport and hosted in the facilities they prepared. The yoga center is just finished and shares the same warm and beautiful simplicity that you can observe throughout Reykjavik and Iceland.</p>
<p>Since the last time I was in Iceland the activity of the yoga school has rapidly developed and now NATHA YOGA CENTER is an important spiritual center of the country. See <a href="http://natha.is/">http://natha.is/</a></p>
<p>At this time of year the daylight lasts only a little more than five hours a day and it is only rarely you will get the chance to see a glimpse of the sun.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can see the picture taken 10 am when we were embarking on the silent retreat site.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This is an excellent time of the year to begin the journey into the inner world.Interestingly, not far from the Retreat site is the place where Professor Lindenbrock and the other heroes from Jules Verne&#8217;s famous “Journey to the center of the earth” began their adventure, inside of a volcano. For us today, we will begin the journey to the center of our being, theSupreme Self ATMAN in similar conditions of austerity and silence.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland5.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2586" title="Iceland5" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland5.gif" alt="" width="900" height="270" /></a></p>
<p>The barren landscape and the lava field covered with moss, marked by the chain of volcanoes is the simplest view one can hope in order to slow down the mind in its search for the outer excitement and deepen the inner experience.</p>
<p>The place were the retreat is being held is called “Minniborgir” and it is a small hut village just finished and made ready to receive tourists, it’s placed in the middle of a lava field that reaches for many miles around without any neighbors</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland41.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-2587 aligncenter" title="Iceland4" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland41.gif" alt="" width="601" height="270" /></a></p>
<p>At the line of horizon we have a direct view of Europe&#8217;s most active volcano HEKLA that is predicted to erupt this year 2010.</p>
<p>This we were told when arriving at the Retreat site!</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">After a short administrative meeting where everyone is informed about the retreat rules and the way it is organized everyone is ready to begin this journey.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland6.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-2588 aligncenter" title="Iceland6" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland6.gif" alt="" width="900" height="270" /></a></p>
<p>Here are more pictures from this place and from the retreat&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland3.gif"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2589" title="Iceland3" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland3.gif" alt="" width="900" height="270" /></a></p>
<p>From the solitude of Iceland I wish all of you Love and Peace</p>
<p><strong>The second day of the retreat, another rainbow!</strong></p>
<p>For the second day in the lunch time we have a big clear rainbow on top of our retreat site. At this time of the year, rainbows are an extremely rare phenomenon and to have them repeatedly is definitely an amazing sign. This is also the whole atmosphere in the retreat: an amazing silence full of Grace.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/rainbow1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2594 aligncenter" title="rainbow" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/rainbow1.jpg" alt="" width="775" height="350" /></a></p>
<p>More pictures&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland72.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2649" title="Iceland7" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland72.gif" alt="" width="900" height="270" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland8.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2650" title="Iceland8" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Iceland8.gif" alt="" width="900" height="270" /></a></p>
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<p>The daily program is the following:</p>
<p>9.00 – 11.00    Meditation: The revelation of the Divine Self ATMAN</p>
<p>11.00 – 12.30 Hatha Yoga performed in Unison. It mainly consists of those techniques that facilitate the revelation of the Divine Self ATMAN.</p>
<p>12.30 – 13.00  Meditation: The Revelation of the divine Self ATMAN</p>
<p>13.00 – 16.00  Lunch and break</p>
<p>16.00 – 19.00  Meditation: The Revelation of the Divine Self ATMAN</p>
<p>19.00 – 20.00  Hatha Yoga at the yoga hall but the techniques are performed individually (the personal tapas)</p>
<p>20.00 – 21.30  Dinner</p>
<p>21.30 – 22.00  Meditation: The Revelation of the Divine Self ATMAN</p>
<p>22.00 – 23.00  Conference</p>
<p>23.00 – 23.45  Meditation in telepathic communion with Grieg, our spiritual master</p>
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		<title>A Gift of Love</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates Christmas, and a Happy New Year to everybody. Here is a modest gift with Love. </strong></p>
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<p><em><strong>This is one of the most special times of the year, there is a buzz and an excitement in the air, a sense of anticipation everywhere, something magical is about to happen,…It is the time of year where families and friends unite, we take time (the time we couldn’t find during the rest of the year) to meet one another…to exchange gifts, sing songs&#8230; and sometimes to have a deeper communion with God.<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;">However, during this time of the year we are also under attack from the material/consumer world, with advertising campaigns tempting us with all kinds of goods… The age of consumerism is still ripe, and even in the current financial situation credit cards continue to be hammered and the debt is perpetuated. We cannot go far without having our senses bombarded by advertising encouraging us to buy the &#8216;latest&#8217; gadgets, toys, electrical devices, cars, perfumes, accessories…and the list is endless! ..Amid the frantic present buying, late night shopping, indulgent eating/drinking and Christmas parties&#8230; the spirit of Christmas has somehow become lost or so deeply hidden amongst the wrapping paper and festivities that we have to be very attentive to be able to re-locate its essence, (the one you may recall from when you were a child!<br />
People are so consumed with their problems and activities and forget, or do not even consider, the most precious gift that can be given or received, the gift which is without price, the &#8216;gift of Love&#8217;. We can also take the opportunity to reflect here and now the </span><span style="font-weight: normal;">ultimate gift of Love that God gave to us when he gave us his Son, Jesus Christ, to the world.<br />
The following article is an attempt to shed light upon the gift of Love we permanently receive and sometimes give. At the end of the article is a meditation that exemplifies “Love as a gift from God”. I invite you to do the meditation while listening to the music. Enjoy and Love!</span></strong></em></p>
<p><strong>Love as a gift from GOD – the initiation into the art of communi</strong><strong>on with God by realizing the very nature of Love.<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;">This presentation refers to a certain understanding about Love, and how we can very easily and almost spontaneously be in a state of communion with God by consciously realizing this aspect of Love.</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2448  aligncenter" title="Image.1.1928730347@web36206.mail.mud.yahoo.com" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Image.1.1928730347@web36206.mail_.mud_.yahoo_.com_4-200x300.jpg" alt="Image.1.1928730347@web36206.mail.mud.yahoo.com" width="200" height="300" /></p>
<p>Many spiritual traditions say that the ultimate source of Love in the universe is God, and this is not a very big mystery, most people seem to understand this. Since Love is a vibration it will have its source in God (the ultimate source of all vibrations) and from there it expands throughout the Universe through the mysterious process of occult resonance.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">We can therefore say that everybody who has Love, shares Love or gives Love, receives this Love from God by a process of occult resonance (that takes place consciously or not). Furthermore, by loving and being Loved, we have the immense opportunity to become aware of the fact that the Love we have and the Love we give is a gift that has been given to us. This simple awareness will place us in a state of ineffable and intimate communion with God every time we give or receive Love; it will transform Love in our “communication channel” with God.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2505" title="couple_embracing_on_beach (1)" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/couple_embracing_on_beach-11-300x199.jpg" alt="couple_embracing_on_beach (1)" width="300" height="199" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It might seem very simple, but if we look around we can see that very often people are not very good in receiving gifts, especially receiving gifts from God.Often people have the attitude of a spoilt child who receives a gift from their parents and without even saying the smallest “thank you”, takes the gift , unwraps it and sometimes even criticizes it for its characteristics.<br />
Sometimes they say, “Oh, it’s again Love with all its complications and the mess of attachments, jealousy, concerns, and emotional vulnerability that comes with it! You got me the same thing last year and you have given it to me ever since I was born!” This kind of superficial attitude goes well with the attitude of consuming the fruits of the actions, without caring about the action itself, the so called “consumerism” that we have nowadays. This makes us also consume the gifts that we have received without actually really noticing them and their value. We can see this for example in the way that people use the gifts they receive from nature: sometimes we can see an extremely intelligent person using their intelligence for diabolical achievements or for banal reasons, and this is only possible because the person is unaware of this natural gift. Similarly, some people have a precious intuition which they use to find out if their Lover is cheating on them or not, instead of using such an amazing gift for the higher purposes for which they have received the gift!  All these situations arise because we do not know, or we are unaware of the gifts we have received.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">To return to the example of the spoilt child, sometimes a child who is spoiled gets a gift and destroys it before he starts to know that gift and when he starts to understand the value of that gift it is usually too late because it is broken, he “consumed” it before getting the chance to learn how to use it. Of course, by having this kind of attitude in life we can also very often ruin the chances to properly use the lessons we are given as a gift.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">In days of yore, there was a game that was played by two good friends in order to become more aware about the act of receiving. Nowadays, it is known in some places as “the wishbone game” because it is played by each holding the Y shaped bone from the chest of a chicken on one end and then breaking it. The one who gets the bigger part will give it to the one with the smaller part and this is how the game begins. The winner of this game was the one who managed to give a gift to the other one without the first one noticing it, but just taking it and using it directly. The rule was that every time you received an object from the other friend you have to say “I know”!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The profound meaning of this game is in fact very close to the tantric teachings that encourage people to increase the state of permanent awareness that will eventually take them out of this robotic attitude that destroys our life by making us become unaware of the gifts we constantly receive from life, from the environment and from people, while ultimately becoming unaware of life itself. Therefore, this ancient game was played in order to extend our awareness of the things we take in unconsciously. This phenomenon of taking in the entire stimulus, all the gifts from life, and all our attitudes in an unconscious manner leads us deeper and deeper into a state of ignorance and enhances our own limitations. All that comes to us is transformed into a limitation because we just “engulf” it without awareness.<br />
On the contrary, when we cut off these mechanisms by starting to be aware of everything that comes to us we gradually begin to cut off the chains of our ignorance and to become freer. All that we receive becomes many reasons for freedom and happiness that do not enchain us, but instead support our freedom.</p>
<p>In a similar way we can play this game with Love.</p>
<p>People who are unaware that <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Love is a gift</span></strong>, (in fact the most precious gift that we receive in this life and actually that which links us to God) consume Love, they misuse it instead of just contemplating it and appreciating it for its right value. Having Love and consuming Love is not the same thing. People usually use Love in a very primitive way, “squeezing” the Love feeling in order to get as much pleasant emotions, sentimental comfort, and good time together with the object of our Love, and so on.<br />
We often do that instead of developing this extraordinary energy that will give our soul wings to fly to the sky.</p>
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<p>We tend to use Love for very few effects which we can see from the first sight. We take Love from God for granted, together with all that comes with it like joy, pleasure, the happiness to have it, and the facilities which Love offers to the soul. However, by taking it unconsciously, we just jump on it and start to consume it unconsciously, searching only for its effects, and by misusing it we lose it!</p>
<p>The reason we fall into this mistake is the very simple mechanism of our mind that runs the “show” of our life most of the time. The mind is usually unaware of some causes just because of the effects those causes generate – for example, if you look out through the window of your room you cannot see the air, but you will see the effects of the air moving, because you will see the trees and the leaves moving – in this way we sometimes perceive the causes only by perceiving the effects of those causes. Due to this, the effects are often “covering” the cause and we cannot see it. This attitude, or this habit of our mind, together with the consumer attitude blinds us from perceiving the real sources of the things we receive in our life and that we take for granted.</p>
<p>We don’t care where the food comes from, or how it is made, we just care if it satisfies our desires. We don’t care where everything that is given to us comes from and what it generates, we just care about our own needs. We are no longer amazed by the fact that we exist, that we have this amazing body that is the most sophisticated “toy” we have ever received (and probably will ever do). We are not amazed by the fact that we are given the capacity to feel pleasure and to enjoy this experience in life, and we are not fascinated by the experience of Love. All of this is because we are too busy considering the effects of all these Divine Gifts!</p>
<p>Because of this attitude we don’t have time to perceive Love itself, but we are always focusing on the effects Love has upon us and as a consequence when we think about Love we think about the tears we shed, the joy we have, the pleasure we get when we are in Love. We don’t speak about Love itself, and because of this we are pushed forward towards the status of that little spoilt ungrateful child.</p>
<p>In doing so, we don’t even have time to wonder “who gave this amazing gift to us?” Otherwise we would have the chance to “meet” God at least on every occasion in which Love was present in our hearts as a gift from Him.</p>
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<p>By not knowing and not caring where Love comes from, we don’t know who to ask for more, we just start to suffer and cry when it is gone, like the stupid spoilt child who jumps on the floor screaming with unhappiness when his toys are taken away.<br />
Due to this attitude in front of God’s precious gift of Love people often look like the dumb child in front of the Divine eyes. Yet the Divine eyes can see the Divine nature deep inside the dumb child.</p>
<p>There is another surprising aspect in realizing the fact that Love is a gift from God:  this is the clearest and most simple proof we can have that God exists! How can you receive a present from someone that doesn&#8217;t exist? To realize that Love is a gift from God means to realize in fact a very important secret of our life. The aim is not only to feel Love, but also to look at it as a precious gift and then we will be able and free to lift our spiritual eyes in order to see the One who gave us this gift. In this way, we have a chance to rise above this consumer attitude, above this stage of “homo economicus” that we have reached nowadays, and to perceive the SOURCE of the most precious gift in this life.</p>
<p>If in this life we have permanently ignored the fact that Love is a gift from God, we live a life which is somehow ungrateful, a life which is given and not appreciated, we cannot understand it therefore we go through it without even living it.</p>
<p>Instead of just trying to devour all the benefits that come from Love by perceiving Love only through its effects, we will now aim to perceive Love as a Divine gift, and this should not take much practice since we are already able to Love.</p>
<p>However, when we aim to perceive Love as a Divine gift then we will perceive Love itself, the substance of Love and what is revealed in our hearts. We will then have the amazing chance to discover what all the saints have said in the moment of their enlightenment: we will realize that<strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> Love is God!</span></strong></p>
<p>When we manage to perceive Love as a gift from God we have the amazing revelation that God is giving Himself to us in the shape of Love so that in this way we will always accept Him in our hearts. But only when we realize this consciously will we be able to enjoy His presence and not only the effects of His presence in our hearts. <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">This is one of the most important steps we can make for meeting God in this life</span></strong>.</p>
<p>Sometimes we say that we have to open our hearts for God, but in fact God always comes into our hearts by the Love He gives to us. In the moments we fall in Love, in the moments we feel Love, we have already accepted God into our heart. However, only when we are able to receive this Present consciously will we be able to become aware of the Divine Presence.</p>
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<p>This represents a genuine initiation into this mystery of the Heart. We realize that the Heart is the receptacle of this Divine Present.</p>
<p>We can practice this awareness in any moment of the day, in any moment of the night, and at any time in our life, and when we forget about it we just miss the chance to meet the One who gave us this present. When we remember, then again we get this amazing chance! It is always up to us to live up to this revelation or to forget it and to live in this attitude of using Love or seeing Love only for its effects.</p>
<p>For this initiation everyone who was ever in Love is qualified. Even for those who are skeptical, Love is an undeniable truth and it can be experienced as a Present and this will open up another perspective.</p>
<p><strong>I invite you all to meditate upon Love as a Gift from God.</strong><br />
Begin to play the music (that you will find in the below link) and with your eyes closed, focus your attention in the chest area, in the middle of it. Feel pleasant vibrations at this level, expanding and radiating the feeling of Love without any object. Aim to realize gradually that this is a process of resonance and that these Love vibrations are coming from a Macrocosmic source that is GOD&#8217;s Heart with which you are now in a state of communion. Realize the nature of Present that these Love vibrations have&#8230;</p>
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<p>(This music for the mediation has been provided by the band <a href="http://www.ibismusic.net/home/">IBIS</a>)</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This article is a continuation from the previous post: <a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/category/latest-news/new-vaccinations-or-weapons-of-mass-destruction">VACCINATION OR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?</a></p>
<p>In the following I will present some sensational news that is giving an unexpected confirmation to what was previously labelled as being “conspiracy theories”. This information is surfacing again while the “swine flu scam” spreads among naive people and nations. We are expecting that the <strong>wall of silence,</strong> once broken will continue to fall, revealing more details about this sinister plan that is undoubtedly being carried out by the global elite of ego-power.</p>
<p>Even if this subject apparently has nothing to do with spirituality, I consider it my duty, as a member of  humanity, to further this information, because it is not by coincidence it emerges now.  It is a part of an information that it is suppressed on purpose. At the same time it is an exercise of detached action within the world to participate in this campaign of  discovering the truth. Some say that these are just speculations, that are not based on anything real. But if a pandemic can be declared (by an international organization) based on information that indicates that it is not even close to a pandemic &#8230; then we will not loose anything if we consider the information which came out already from all sides <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>I will therefore continue to select from the news the most interesting information and post it here, because the large number of visitors we have on this blog makes it a good platform for this information to be spread. REMEMBER THAT THE BEST DEFENCE AGAINST THESE SECRET PLANS IS TO REVEAL THEM BEFORE THEY HAPPEN, BECAUSE SECRECY CANNOT STAND DISCLOSURE! I ALSO INVITE ALL OF YOU WHO FIND RELEVANT INFORMATION TO POST IT IMMEDIATELY.</p>
<p>You can read in the following this news of interest:</p>
<p><strong>1.  SENSATIONAL NEWS FROM MILITARY SOURCE: </strong>the silence is broken by a former chief of the military intelligence from an EU country, a respectable person who gives some shocking news.</p>
<p><strong> </strong><strong>2.  OFFICIAL IS DISCLOSING PLANS: </strong>FORMER CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER FOR FINLAND CONFIRM THE GLOBAL ELITES PLANS AND THE POTENTIAL DANGER OF THE VACCINATION: excerpts from an interview that stirred up the “spirits”  of the Finnish and gave immense attention to this subject.</p>
<p><strong>3.  A CLEAR EXPOSITION OF FACTS IN SIMPLE WORDS: </strong>the best summary of the problems that have been confirmed up until now about the A-H1N1 vaccination program, all explained in simple words and clear logic.</p>
<p><strong> </strong><strong> </strong><strong>1. SENSATIONAL NEWS FROM MILITARY SOURCE<span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></strong></p>
<p>Pentru romaneste dati clik pe urmatorul link:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.libertatea.ro/stire/mircea-chelaru-trebuie-nimicita-90-din-populatia-lumii-263187.html">http://www.libertatea.ro/stire/mircea-chelaru-trebuie-nimicita-90-din-populatia-lumii-263187.html</a></p>
<p>The following article was published in one of the biggest Romanian newspaper and represents sensational news considering the person who was interviewed. As we all know, in  intelligence all the services are linked and they all have information – especially when it is about some big issues. Such disclosures from an important member of the intelligence community will strengthen the credibility regarding this subject for the whole international community.</p>
<p>It is no wonder that this information was not commented in any way by the other newspapers and nobody followed up on it. Such a thing was just &#8217;slipping out&#8217; of the system before it will be buried under the immense flow of unimportant information that is circulating.</p>
<p>It is interesting that the news that the global elite (basically lead by freemasons) are planning a population reduction was confirmed to me by another person from the same circle of power. Coming out now in the middle of the whole storm makes it one of the most interesting pieces of news. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SPREAD IT AROUND.</p>
<p><strong>“90% of World Population Should Perish”</strong></p>
<p>Swine flu is a lab-made product which will deliberately trigger a severe global pandemic. It is predicted that  90% of the world’s population will be eradicated. The Reason: the oil reserves are almost exhausted and so will be the chemical fertilizers, which will halve the agricultural output. In other words, instead of dying of starvation, why not die of the swine flu? This is the plausible scenario of the pandemic as seen by General Mircea Chelaru, former Chief of Romanian General Military Headquarters.</p>
<p>This year, a mutated virus A (H1N1) – a deadly blend of swine and human flu – appeared all of a sudden in Mexico and has been spreading over other continents ever since. According to former Secretary of State Cercel’s first estimations  for Romania it will reach 20,000 casualties,  or, in his second estimation between 6,000 and 8,000.</p>
<p><strong>One way or another, a pandemic will break out</strong></p>
<p>As a current issue of national security, we would like to present a scenario of this pandemic from the perspective of a serviceman. “The A(H1N1) virus, like any other mutating gene,  can be produced in any lab of average capabilities. I am convinced that swine flu is- exclusively- a lab product, just like Ebola and AIDS, and it can’t get out of hand unless it is unleashed on purpose. The Purpose: one way or another, a pandemic must break out in order for the world population to be decreased by 90%. There are statements and studies  on this topic,which means that the persons involved have already revealed themselves”, says General Mircea Chelaru.</p>
<p>What is the logic behind this genocide? General Chelaru says that according to OPEC studies, known oil reserves total 1.6 billion barrels. By the year 2000 there was a consumption of 30 billion barrels per year.From 2010, it is predicted 100 billion barrels will be consumed per year. At this rate, in the next 15 to 20 years, man kind will run out of oil. This means that the civilization relying  on crude oil will disappear. However, this not only means the collapse of thermal energy production but of the internal combustion engine for which alternatives are already available.</p>
<p>Regrettably, chemical fertilizers – as oil products &#8211; will also seize to exist, which means that the global agricultural output will decrease with 50% . &#8220;To prevent starvation, part of  the world’s population will be sacrificed. It sounds cynical, but these are the facts of the issue that we are facing”, added Mircea Chelaru.</p>
<p><strong>Who is General Mircea Chelaru</strong></p>
<p>General Mircea Chelaru, born in 1949, is a doctor in military science and a graduate of the German College of Strategic and Economic Defense Studies “George E. Marshall” within the European Center for Security Studies, the Romanian Royal Military Academy , and of internationally renowned military law courses. In 1990 he headed the Counterintelligence 3rd Division within the Romanian Secret Service. In 2000 he was the Chief of the Romanian General Military Headquarter and as of 2008, he is a four star general in reserve.</p>
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<p><strong>2.  OFFICIAL IS DISCLOSING PLANS</strong></p>
<p>This is another confirmation about these plans from Rauni Kilde, the former Chief Medical Officer for Finland, speaking out to give more evidence about why the vaccine is the threat – not H1N1, and how it is being used to reduce the worlds population. ANOTHER “WHISTLE” BLOWER MAKES  SINISTER NOTES OF THE WIND THAT THE GLOBAL ELITE IS CREATING IN THE WORLD.</p>
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<p><strong>3.  A CLEAR EXPOSITION OF THE FACTS IN SIMPLE WORDS</strong></p>
<p>The following video is one of the best I have seen so far about this subject.</p>
<p>Sister Theresa is a nun and trained public health doctor. In this interview she is putting together all the facts (that have accumulated so far in this case) in a objective, common-sensed and scientific manner. I know there will be some formal scientists (that in reality are only some constipated minds) that will scream for scientific evidence&#8230;but this is always  when real information is coming out contradicting the official stories.</p>
<p>Sister Theresa is reaching out to the ordinary person, (the ones who make up most of the world population!) Instead of sensationalizing the story or instilling fear, doubts/confusion she lucidly explains the situation with her clear intention being to; arm the public with information, in this way giving them the possibility to make an informed choice as to whether they receive the vaccination or not!</p>
<p>The important aspects she raises that we have already seen, but are really hitting home to any persons logic and sense are:</p>
<ul>
<li>if a lab technician in Czech republic had not ‘by chance’ tested the vaccine on some animals -who subsequently died, preventing the distribution of this 72kgs of  contaminated vaccine &#8211; the flu pandemic would currently be a <strong>REAL PANDEMIC </strong>situation. We can imagine that many people would be dead or ill by now..  We can say that ‘nothing is by chance’, the discovery of this contamination was certainly a MIRACLE.</li>
<li>there has been no media or political outcry from the discovery of the contamination – this news is of colossal proportions – why then it only seems to have coverage in the ‘alternative press’?</li>
<li>the swine flu was concocted in the lab!</li>
<li>in May this year the WHO sudden changed the definition of the meaning of a pandemic. By doing this they have more control over the situation, and by June 11th they declared a level 6 pandemic – the highest form of alert, however all statistics reveal that the mortality rate of  swine flu is remarkably less than the common flu – so why then is the common flu not a declared pandemic?</li>
<li>because it is a rushed job – the pharmaceutical companies will have indemnity against any lawsuits that may be filed against them! Imagine they can do whatever they want with this vaccine!</li>
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<p>By touching the sensibility of the ordinary person (the one who would blindly go to the vaccine, simply because he is told to do so) and arming him with information there is more chance to stop the world being inoculated by a vaccine that for moment, we cannot trust!</p>
<p>See for yourself what <a href="http://new.gloria.tv/?media=37516new.gloria.t">Sister Theresa</a> has to say..</p>
<p><strong>As i see many people are circulating a lot of information about this topic, and i invite you to write here your thoughts , comments etc..</strong></p>
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		<title>LIES IN COURT AND THEIR RESULT: INJUSTICE</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I write this here for all those who naively believe that a liar can only harm himself and therefore we have to let him do whatever he wants. As you can see a LIAR will also harm the people around him, he will become a danger for himself and even a danger to society.<strong> </strong></p>
<p>The LIES that Karsten Brask Fischer told under oath in court were the ones that gave birth to the &#8220;MONSTERS&#8221; that we announced in the other article<a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/category/latest-news/new-the-sleep-of-reason-creates-monsters"> SLEEP OF REASON CREATES MONSTERS:</a><strong> the injustice was made based on the false declaration that he gave in  court! The court decided to give the right to the law-firm.</strong></p>
<p><strong>In Romania there is a saying: &#8220;who will steal today an egg, will steal an ox tomorrow.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Well, seeing what is happening in this situation i am warning against the intentions this person is having: now he LIED in front of the court and under oath, in the presence of four of the people who witnessed all that he previously said. If this is the &#8220;egg&#8221; he starts his LIAR career with (it is a dinosaurs egg) then we can expect some exceptional LIES coming from him.</p>
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<p>If up until now he was just lying to his friends and attacking them publicly, now he is going to the next level and things are more complex.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-2354  aligncenter" title="pinocchiowish" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/pinocchiowish2.gif" alt="pinocchiowish" width="300" height="292" /></p>
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<p><strong>To resume the situation for those who came later:</strong> Karsten hired a law-firm that was not doing the job they were asked to do. Karsten was the one who started to complain about the work of the lawyers to the board of NATHA and it was decided (based on his declarations and clear facts he was showing to all of us) that it was not fair to pay all the bills issued by the law-firm, as they were immense compared with the work they did! That decision was STRICTLY OUT OF THE PRINCIPLE OF JUSTICE AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE MONEY! (as a proof Natha already paid 75% of the total amount unjustly requested by the law-firm).<strong> </strong></p>
<p>Then Karsten makes a written declaration where he describes the whole case and makes a stand for the principle  of  Justice.</p>
<p>A few days later, after meeting some people that determine him to change his opinion, he decided to go and make an agreement with the law-firm to testify for them IF THEY LET HIM OFF THE LEGAL COURT CASE! The next days the court case against Karsten is cancelled and NATHA is brought in front of the court for the same issue, THIS TIME WITH KARSTEN AS A WITNESS.<strong> </strong></p>
<p>IN THE COURT KARSTEN COMES AND DECLARES THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE TOLD NATHA&#8217;S BOARD SEVERAL  TIMES, THE OPPOSITE THAT HE HAD WRITTEN BY HIMSELF.<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>BASED ON HIS DECLARATION THE COURT DECIDES TO ASK NATHA TO PAY THE LAW-FIRM THE REST OF THE 25% OF THE MONEY FOR THE BILLS, IN A DECISION THAT IS AN ACT OF INJUSTICE!</strong></p>
<p>But the sad thing is that the court took the decision forced by the fact that the law-firm was bringing the key-witness who closed the case! <strong>AND THE WITNESS WAS THE LIAR KARSTEN BRASK FISCHER.</strong></p>
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<p>I hope that this story will wake up some naive people that think that a small lie is inoffensive. This is also how Karsten started, with small innocent lies, and he ended up by being an outlaw, an infractor who has no scruples. (These are not attacks or judgments, they are the description of the situation he is getting unconsciously into without considering all the advice his friends are giving him).<strong> </strong></p>
<p>I bet he will start to reply to these lines on the forums where he tries to &#8221;wash&#8221; his image and lure some “believers&#8221;  into his lies so that he creates the impression that he was right. Probably he will invoke all kind of aspects that are irrelevant in order to divert the attention from the answers he owes to himself and the other people around him. If so, he is not doing anything good for his image because everyone started to see that his personal problems are the cause of all that happened.</p>
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<p>Karsten, if there is any decency left in you, please stop your insane trip that is taking you lower and lower on the human scale and is making all that you were once aspiring to &#8211; vanish as a pile of ash in the wind of LIES you tell. Do not drag all that you loved into this effort to appear something else than you are. Nobody was judging you, it is just necessary for you to accept the truth as it is and not to try to twist it and create all kind of phantasmagoric theories that fit your imagination. Understand that for a liar any revelation of his lies feels as a judgment. And also to not forget that you were the one who started all this and now all you have to do is to see that and accept the consequences. You were the one who left the ashram &#8220;just to have silence to raise your child&#8221;. You were the one who invented &#8220;Jesper&#8221; and attacked me and the school <strong>without even talking with me once since you left (and please don&#8217;t ask again about the evidence from the newspaper that you are Jesper <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> ).</strong><strong> </strong>You were the one who initiated the talk with me about the problems you had in the relationship with Celia and thanked me for the advice after. You were always the one who was telling the story and gradually &#8230; you started to get caught into it. The last events show that you are ON THE WRONG PATH AND FOR YOU IT IS NOT LEADING TO SOMETHING GOOD. Until now it was at the level of some hurt pride but now it becomes a serious problem. Your lies will grow and affect more the ones you love, you will start to loose the jobs because nobody will hire such an unstable and versatile person, and you will completely close your heart IF YOU CONTINUE THIS. I am telling you these things here in hope that you can see something and you will start thinking. Don&#8217;t forget that your image is not giving you so much as your heart is giving. <strong> </strong></p>
<p>But if in all this process you have been through there was anything i was doing wrong I APOLOGIZE and i hope you can FORGIVE. This is what i want to say until now. Now you decide how you want to continue. But be aware that all you do has consequences.<strong> </strong></p>
<p>Wish you all Love and Peace<strong> </strong></p>
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		<title>Vaccinations or weapons of Mass Destruction?</title>
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<p>“The emperor has no clothes”!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2228" title="Emperor-4th-childpoints" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Emperor-4th-childpoints-215x300.gif" alt="Emperor-4th-childpoints" width="215" height="300" /></p>
<p>By now everybody has heard of the latest virus ‘the swine flu’ or the H1N1 virus.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2229" title="FluVirus" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/FluVirus-300x238.jpg" alt="FluVirus" width="300" height="238" /><strong><br />
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<p>Some of my friends have been investigating this subject and the information they found indicates that it is more a ‘classic scam’ hiding a hidden agenda than a real world problem. Since we are living in a time when lying has become a part of our “culture” one has to search for the truth with more dedication than ever, being ready to find it where least expected. But let&#8217;s see what is “floating in the air” these days.</p>
<p>Officials predicted in April 2009 that the virus H1N1 would claim millions of lives; the World Health Organization (WHO) quickly declared it a pandemic!! On the 25<sup>th</sup> October President Obama declared the ‘swine flu outbreak’  a STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY – despite the fact there has been ‘apparently’ 1000 associated deaths in US, in comparison the common flu causes around 36,000 deaths per year!</p>
<p><strong>There is growing evidence that H1N1 is a laboratory-concocted virus!!</strong></p>
<p>This idea meets a strong opposition in most people, since we are used to accept only that which  has a coherent and easy to grasp explanation. In putting such an idea on the table we will then need to ask the following difficult question: “Why would a virus that causes illness and death be deliberately manufactured and WHO would do such a thing, (WHO being the key word here and you will see why later!)?” As we will see in the following, the answer to this question is amazingly simple.</p>
<p>Trying to understand such situation first implies that we accept it as a working hypothesis and this is already too much for some people. However the facts become clearer then ever and we don&#8217;t need much imagination in finding satisfying, possible answers. This is the place where more and more people are at nowadays, starting with hesitating steps to get out of the “official box” of thinking and daring to explore the most amazing possibilities, because to the ones who want to find the truth, reality is proving they have to search for it in “wonderland”. And there is where we go now&#8230;</p>
<p>What is now coming to light is that the whole swine flu saga has been engineered as part of the ‘New World Disorder’ plan to murder billions of people.  At least this is what alot of evidence is pointing towards&#8230;.
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<p>If this is hard to swallow at first sight, we can briefly reflect upon the ‘global elite’s’ previous atrocities. Take 9/11 for example: the evidence from professionals and witnesses clearly demonstrates that the events on that day did not occur as we are lead to believe, and that the terror plot was a smokescreen for a far more sinister plan. <em>(I have posted a very good movie about 9/11, here you will see authentic arguments and witnesses disproving the official lies!).</em> Such a “false flag” operation performed directly under our noses just a few years back makes the “man engineered virus” hypothesis easier to understand and it would bring us closer to “wonderland”. If we also reflect on how Afghanistan and Iraq were both invaded under false pretences then this “wonderland” shows its specific landscape.</p>
<p>In 1976 there was an &#8216;outbreak of swine flu&#8217; reported in America, it was predicted that it would result in the deaths of millions. The crisis was sparked after the death of a soldier who (already sick) died whilst on a hike, reason for death being &#8211; pneumonia secondarily to the flu. Other soldiers in the same troop were also reported to have the virus, and a mass immunization program for the US was designed. However it was soon discovered that there were <strong>no further cases </strong>of swine flu outside the camp where it  supposedly had originated.</p>
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<p>By this time though the propaganda machine was already in motion, <strong>strongly</strong> encouraging the Americans to get the jab.</p>
<p>The vaccination was rushed through without adequate safety tests, and the manufacturing pharmaceutical companies were given indemnity in the event of any problems occurring. The mass vaccination program began; around 46 million Americans were immunized. In time it was revealed that people were becoming sick following the vaccination, but there were no new cases of the virus!! Many acquired the debilitating disease- Guillain Barre syndrome, there were thousands of deaths associated with the vaccination, contrasting with only one death related to the swine flu!!! Eventually the swine flu epidemic hysteria died down, but not before millions were needlessly vaccinated and some with terrible consequences. Perhaps we may have the tendency to think that it was ‘just a mistake’ and in fact those people who made the plan were trying to do their jobs. However this would be a very convenient thing to say and it does not seem in accordance with the reality.  For more clarity here is a short movie that clearly demonstrates the massive propaganda campaign, the manipulation and blatant lies of the officials in that case.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnTizd48MSg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnTizd48MSg</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpTM8Q6GuM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpTM8Q6GuM</a>
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<p>Now the ‘current’ swine flu epidemic, originated in Mexico the first cases were detected around April of this year, and quickly spread globally. In June 2009 The World Health Organization (WHO) declared a level 6 global pandemic (emergency of the highest level).</p>
<p>For such an apparently big problem the level of information is much reduced. Accurate statistics of illnesses and deaths related to the swine flu are hazy, official counts stopped, with the explanation that there were too many cases occurring to keep track of them! Can you believe that in the era of information and with the figures that were predicted (thousands of deaths and tens of thousands of illnesses) this argument in itself is giving the dimension of the lie that is coming up!</p>
<p>Early on in the outbreak the Presidential Science Council predicted that there may be up to 90,000 deaths, though the actual world wide deaths related to swine flu has been around 4,500 . The total deaths since August 30 to October from &#8220;Influenza and Pneumonia-Associated&#8221; illness are 1,397, reports the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention web site FluView (cdc.gov/flu/weekly/). But only 192 of those have been laboratory-confirmed as flu of any type. (people die of pneumonia from other causes, not only related to flu.) In fact, FluView reports that deaths from influenza and pneumonia are well within the normal bounds for this time of year &#8212; or, as the CDC puts it, &#8220;below the epidemic threshold.&#8221; !</p>
<p>So why then is the swine flu still a pandemic? How come that powerful states are investing billions into a vaccination program for something that appears not to be at the pandemic level that the WHO have declared . Billions have been spent on the advertising campaign to try to convince us that there is a problem, when no such problem really exists. We have seen many times before, governments that have the power to check information are making “beginners mistakes” but mysteriously the mistakes always serve the same agendas that are not for the ‘public interest’. The scheme is always the same but it is still working and therefore the beneficiaries are not considering to change it.</p>
<p>By now there is massive amounts of information circulating that the pandemic is a smokescreen created in order for the global elite to have centralized control &#8211; Under this level 6 pandemic status the WHO have the power to control how governments respond, if they want to have a mandatory vaccination program, they can do this with the appropriate force, if necessary. This could mean quarantines, road blocks, restricted travel and imprisonment for non- compliance.</p>
<p>Of course it doesn&#8217;t mean that this will happen right away but we can already see it starting to go in that direction. Already in some countries like Hungary, the newly voted law is punishing anyone  who will speak against the mass vaccination and this will be implemented from now on.</p>
<p>With all these strange situations we can see that it is highly possible that the Global elite (who are also behind the WHO and UN) have this on their ‘decreasing the population’ agenda, so if the masses do not respond to the propaganda techniques, it may well be that it will come to a military enforced vaccination program.</p>
<p>For me this was just a hypothesis supported by indirect evidences (the indirect evidences are many times as strong as the direct ones) up until some years ago I was talking with a person who is involved with freemasonry and in a special moment of openness I was making a check, and I asked him if he knew anything about the controversial plan for the global reduction of the population. To my big surprise he confirmed that this was a topic that had been discussed in certain clubs and circles of power for many years and there are even many versions of it according to the solutions proposed.</p>
<p>There is a lot of evidence against vaccines in general, and it is thought that the H1N1 vaccination will contain dangerous substances that will be extremely harmful causing illness and death. As in 1976, it has been reported that the vaccination is again being rushed through without adequate safety trails and with the indemnity for the companies who produce it.</p>
<p>‘IF this is so’ the rush is very strange, since up until now there is absolutely no evidence that this is a pandemic or that it is at a dangerous level of development. The only aspect that we can see in this strange rush to create and distribute the vaccine under the cover of having ‘no time’ would be that many of the protocols for normal pharmaceutical procedures could be  broken, hiding under the time factor all the strange aspects.</p>
<p>In the following link we hear evidence from a doctor about the potent effects of the vaccine and she likens it to the Gulf war syndrome &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jck_1G01xHw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jck_1G01xHw</a>.
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<p>From other sources we learn that the vaccinations themselves could be the source that triggers the pandemic that will then be used to justify worldwide compulsory vaccinations. “What a stupid thing!” will exclaim those who believe, &#8216;all that they see&#8217; is the &#8216;ultimate truth&#8217;. Indeed it is extremely weird to think that a vaccine could be the very source of epidemic that is trying to cure&#8230; but at a closer look we will see that THERE ARE SEVERAL CASES WHERE THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST!</p>
<p>As we can see in the following short clip, Bayers (the giant of the pharmaceutical industry) discovered that their injection drug which was used by haemophiliacs was contaminated with the HIV virus! When this was discovered in America they took it off the market there, then preceded to distribute it in Europe, Asia and Latin America! In this way they knowingly exposed thousands, mostly children to the live HIV virus. No Bayer executives ever faced arrest or prosecution in the United States! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? A TOP SALE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY WAS DISTRIBUTING HIV INFECTED MATERIAL BY MISTAKE? This is a story for kids because a mature person would not believe that BAYER was doing this accidentaly. Not at that level. At the level of BAYER this was a deliberate action whose purposes can be multiple but what we are interested here into is that such think can happen very easy under our nose. Should have been that company an iranian one&#8230;. you can imagine the hypocritical scandal and direct statements accusing iran about international terrorism! (not that i am a fan of iran <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg-52mHIjhs">www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg-52mHIjhs</a>
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<p>At a closer inspection, it appears for anyone who thinks using their &#8216;own head&#8217; that this cannot be a coincidence. In a pharmaceutical company things cannot be infected so easily, even if there are some mistakes in the security protocols. For infecting sterile needles or syringes, one would have to make an entire plan and this cannot be put in place WITHOUT THE EXPLICIT COOPERATION OF THE LEADERSHIP OF THE COMPANY. And since this fact was reported not only once&#8230; the chances that it was just an accident decrease to zero! Now, if  vaccines were infected with AIDS, if sterile medical equipment was found infected with viruses that cannot get there by accident, then there would be a problem contaminating the world vaccination programme with active viruses would they?  How many times should an event repeat itself until we start to realize that it is not a coincidence? This time it seems that the conditions are ripe for a global operation.</p>
<p>If until now you still have some skepticism left, take this information that goes in the same line and it is even more far out: the RED CROSS organization were involved in distributing blood that was tainted with HIV and hepatitis C, <strong>and this resulted in the death of around 3,000 people!!! </strong>(this is the same number of victims that resulted from the events in 9/11)<br />
The organisation which distributed the blood in the 1980s paid a mere fine of $4,000 for causing more than 1,000 Canadians to contract blood- borne HIV and as many as 20,000 to become infected with hepatitis C. It is also reported that Bill Clinton was at the center of a scandal in  the 1980s involving the sale of AIDS-tainted blood to Canada, which was distributed through the Red Cross. As governor of Arkansas, Clinton awarded a contract to Health Management Associates to provide medical care to the state&#8217;s prisoners. The president of the company was one of Clinton&#8217;s friends! (why is it always one of these guys involved? are they doing it on purpose for us to become paranoic or&#8230; they are really involved at a bigger scale than we are ready to accept)</p>
<p>How can we trust that the same will not happen again? As it did with Bayers and the Red Cross and possibly many more unaccounted for actions that have been completely against the public&#8217;s best interest!! A lot of information is  pointing in the direction towards a scam of global magnitude!</p>
<p>One must be quite naïve or scared to go down the path of considering this information if you are not at least able to  look into this from another perspective after all these events and information has come out.</p>
<p>The vaccination program has begun in America, and as the vaccinations begin to arrive in Europe, the health care systems gets geared up for this massive program. Targeting the high risk groups such as: health care professionals, pregnant women and young children first..</p>
<p>But let’s play a little the worst case scenario:</p>
<p>If a toxic injection is given to all health care professionals; who will care later for the sick?<br />
If a toxic injection is given to expectant mothers and young children; who will become the next generation?</p>
<p>The panic and hysteria is already enough for many parents to blindly lead their children to the vaccination. It is possible that health care professionals will be obliged by their status to take the vaccine and then we are facing a crisis that will be covered by the time-factor and the panic created so that nobody will try to find the real causes of the situation. We have seen this scheme at work very successfully until now and the 9/11 events are a vivid proof that this scheme works (this is the most recent one). It will be enough to have numbers of dead people to scare the world and no one will think to search for the real authors. Everyone will ask for a solution and, after the governments will come with the solutions, THEY WILL ALSO ASSUME THE AUTHORITY TO SILENCE ALL THOSE WHO WILL QUESTION THEIR INTEGRITY AND THEIR SOLUTION. This is not just a scenario, this is what is happening right now with the 9/11 events. Despite the immense amount of evidence and the immense number of people that are questioning now the events and the official story, yet nothing significant is happening in that direction- no serious investigation takes place. Probably we will even see a law that will punish the “9/11 terrorist attack” deniers and then silence will be ensured by law! Does it sound familiar? <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And if this scheme worked so many times until now, why not use it again, this time with another chapter of human existence: health.</p>
<p>And here are more elements from the plan coming up:</p>
<p>In July, Greece openly called for the compulsory vaccination of all 12 million Greeks.<br />
<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/GCA-SwineFlu/idUSTRE56U3VV20090731?rpc=60">http://www.reuters.com/article/GCA-SwineFlu/idUSTRE56U3VV20090731?rpc=60</a></p>
<p><strong>THE IMPORTANT CASE OF JANE BURGERMEISTER</strong></p>
<p>Jane Burgermeister, an Austrian journalist, is one of the first people who became involved in revealing the  scam. Her interest in the story began when she discovered that Baxter&#8217;s pharmaceutical company were involved in the transportation of  vaccine materials that were <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">contaminated with the deadly avian (or  bird) flu virus </span></strong>Due to the strict laboratory protocols  it would apparently be &#8216;virtually impossible&#8217; for the routine vaccines to be mixed with a live virus biological weapon! The incident  was found by chance in a Czech laboratory when some animals died after receiving the vaccine, there was no real investigation made into the matter, only a vet was sent to the lab to make an inspection!!</p>
<p>Jane&#8217;s findings are again supporting what I was saying up until now and it is worthwhile to be follow her case closely.</p>
<p><strong>Evidence as to the role of Baxter and WHO in producing and releasing pandemic virus material in Austria.</strong></p>
<p><em>“<a href="http://www.baxter.com/">Baxter Pharmaceutical</a> has been chosen by the WHO to lead the efforts in finding a vaccine cure for the swine flu H1N1 virus. This in spite of the fact that Baxter AG, headquartered in Vienna, and the Austrian subsidiary of the pharmaceutical company Baxter International, headquartered in Deerfield, IL, USA, sent vaccine material contaminated with deadly live H5N1 bird flu virus to 16 laboratories in four countries in winter 2009 before a technician caught the mistake. According to Austrian Health Minister Alois Stöger, 72 kilograms of vaccine material was contaminated.”</em></p>
<p>Excerpt from the report by Jane Burgermeister.</p>
<p>Jane filed a report with the FBI against the WHO, the UN and high ranking and  corporate officials concerning bio-terrorism and attempts to commit mass murder. In a recent interview Jane admits that she has not heard anything regarding the report she filed. The report is extensive and it is prepared here for you to read.<br />
<a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/docs/Jane_Burgermeisters_report_to_FBI.pdf">(Download the report.)</a></p>
<p>The interview with Jane is very good, as we can see that she is intent on exposing the truth.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PelTWCUmTsU">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PelTWCUmTsU</a>
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<p>Her website has current information about the situation.<br />
<a href="http://www.theflucase.com/">http://www.theflucase.com/</a></p>
<p><strong>CONCLUSION</strong></p>
<p>The problem with this situation is that the flu exists and people are dying from it anyhow. The ones who manipulate public opinion are reacting to any questioning of the vaccine by stamping the person as a terrorist who wants to ruin the ‘public health’, a public enemy who is driven by strange interests and so on. We find the same scheme used by the communists when anyone criticizing or questioning the regime was immediately (and many times successfully) publicly stamped as an enemy of the people! To this situation we can respond by creating a common front of all the people that refuse to be just  sheep used for strange plans of the few, a common front of the people who dare to think with their own mind and to question in a healthy positive way, their personal paradigm.</p>
<p>The terrible plot as ambiguous as it may seem, may well be a looming reality, the potential dangers of the vaccine could be deadly, the dangers from getting sick from the flu are also there… I would ask you again to seek the truth courageously, with your spiritual eyes wide open to realize all the angles in this matter and not only to realize the narrow frame in which the ones with group interest are trying to confine your mind.</p>
<p>By only saying NO to mass manipulation and YES to personal transformation will it be possible for  many to reawaken the collective consciousness and then to act as one organism without needing a leading clique who will be corrupted by the power given to them.</p>
<p>To end on a lighter more humorous note, i found a good satirical clip&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5GS7nZi924">www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5GS7nZi924</a>
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<p>Stay tuned for further updates…..
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I was given the occasion (I cannot say unfortunately because it was a good lesson for me) to see one of the persons who little more than a year ago pretended to be my friend, lying in court about the yoga school without any problem! And he was committing this cowardly act driven [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week I was given the occasion (I cannot say unfortunately because it was a good lesson for me) to see one of the persons who little more than a year ago pretended to be my friend, lying in court about the yoga school without any problem! And he was committing this cowardly act driven by fear and the feeling of revenge. I could have also named this chapter “JESPER STRIKES BACK” because it was KARSTEN BRASK FISCHER who was the lying witness in court!</p>
<p>I will give some explanations about this case since I find it a highly significant example and also because of the very big audience (according to the internet traffic) of the “WHO IS JESPER?” lecture. (I am even considering putting some parts on YouTube).</p>
<p>However, let&#8217;s start with the beginning of this hallucinating story. All the information is taken from the documents presented in the court and from situations that I encountered personally. I will make the story as short as possible while still taking into consideration all the details because he is able to deny the conclusions due to some simplifications we made.</p>
<p>In the Bhoga case in 2005, it was Karsten who chose the law firm to represent us. Later on he also chose the same law firm in the creation of the structure of a foundation. He worked with these lawyers for a while, also in other cases, and after a while he started to tell me that they are not really what we needed and that he didn&#8217;t trust them. After attending one meeting with Karsten and the lawyer who was taking care of this foundation building, I was shocked to discover that they had not prepared the files they were supposed to study before the meeting. After I heard that they were charging us a lot of money for a meeting that they were supposed to prepare before, I told Karsten that I personally don&#8217;t trust them. In the following days he told me about more situations in which the lawyer from this firm was behaving strangely in the Bhoga case, showing a pessimistic attitude regarding the case. In front of the whole board of NATHA in the administrative meetings, Karsten repeatedly explained how bad these lawyers are and that we have to find a solution with this situation. Then we received an exaggeratedly large bill for a meeting where they again came unprepared. Karsten called the law firm and on the phone they agreed to cut the bill in half! What an amazing proof of unprofessionalism. This was another sign that the law firm was treating us superficially and they were not interested in anything other than money. Karsten was the one in contact with them and therefore we were just listening to his considerations. We were thinking that after the first step in the Bhoga case we will have to end this cooperation with this firm for the Bhoga case and to only continue with them for the construction of the foundation, but to our big surprise, <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">three days before the court meeting</span></strong> the law firm announced us that they are terminating all cooperation with NATHA. After a while they started to send bills for the work they pretended to do for NATHA and for a while we paid, out of a kind of inertia. When we talked about this subject in the administrative meeting, Karsten presented the situation and again spoke very badly about the law firm in front of us all. He personally told me how indignant he was about this kind of behavior &#8211; cheating a non-profit organization by overcharging them. We (the group included Karsten who had the initiative himself) all decided to stop paying the bills until the situation would be clarified. Then Karsten started his “trip” out of the school (which you can see in the “WHO IS JESPER?” Lecture) and shortly afterwards he moved out of the ashram to “take care of his coming baby”. In a short time, his desire for revenge, some personal issues, and cowardice made him start to spread lies amongst his friends when giving reasons why he left the school.  Meanwhile, the law firm was threatening NATHA with a trial if we didn’t pay the remaining money from the bills.  NATHA was toeing the line by demanding explanations and documentations for the work claimed to be done by the lawyers, but never received anything except court threats. Several lawyer friends advised us that the bills were insanely big for the services provided by the law firm.</p>
<p>The next step was that the law firm called<span style="text-decoration: underline;"> Karsten Fischer into court since he was the one mainly dealing with them</span>. By this trick they tried to scare him&#8230;and it worked. Later they called NATHA into court for not paying the rest of the bills. Karsten contacted Sahaj (the one taking care of NATHA’s administration) and asked for a paper from NATHA stating that Karsten had nothing to do with this case. He made this request to his friend in front of whom he had said how badly these lawyers were doing their job! After speaking with some advisers we came to the conclusion that the only honest way would be that Karsten will go to court and say what he knows about the case. In this way, together with NATHA, he will for sure win the case. From here the story starts to show its “sleep of the reason” side.</p>
<p>Together with Sahaj, Karsten worked for hours writing his statement that would be sent to the court. The deal was that we would send his statement as soon as our lawyer friends approved that all is in order with the papers. The whole statement was made by Karsten on his initiative!!! He knew the situation very well. While awaiting the results of the research with our advisers, Karsten tried to call Sahaj a few times, but Sahaj was teaching and his phone was turned off. When Sahaj called back Karsten said “I am sorry, I found another solution!!!”. At the same call he started talking badly about the school, saying that he is very disappointed by the attitude of his former friends (without any connection with the case!). One week later Karsten sent a letter to Sahaj claiming that all he wrote in his statement was no longer valid. The strange thing is that even under pressure he could have called the court and asked for a delay of his statement, but instead he used this <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">excuse</span></strong> to make a deal with the law firm. At the same time we heard from the court that the law firm had withdrawn the case against Karsten and they now have him as a witness against NATHA!!! IS THAT A COINCIDENCE OR IS IT THE MONSTER CREATED BY THE SLEEP OF REASON? I don&#8217;t believe in coincidences, do you?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2205" title="the sleep of reason" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/the-sleep-of-reason4.jpg" alt="the sleep of reason" width="410" height="599" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>&#8220;GOYA&#8217;S painting &#8216;THE SLEEP OF REASON CREATES MONSTERS&#8217; </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>fits very well with Karsten&#8217;s attempt to lie in court </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>and create a strange victimization image of himself, hurting the people around him.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Just to top this up with more juice, at the time when Karsten was changing his statement he’d written by his own will, he and Celia decided to accept the proposal to appear in the media as a witness (the Jesper character) and later the media scandal started! (The evidence about his cooperation with the journalist was presented live to all the participants at the “WHO IS JESPER?” lecture).</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">To summarize until here, since there are so many </span></strong><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">details</span></strong>: when in NATHA, Karsten worked with a law firm for NATHA in two cases: the BHOGA case, and building a legal structure. He is the one who was not happy with the work of the lawyer in the BHOGA case and spoke against the law firm. They overcharged us and even admitted it on the phone, reducing one of the bills to half. The law firm decided to stop all cooperation three days before the trial with the BHOGA case. We decided to stop paying the remaining sum of money after receiving a lot of feedback from lawyers who considered that the bills were too big. Karsten was part of the decisional team (there are several witness). After this he left the school and started a personal vendetta against it. The law firm started a court case against NATHA and a separate one against Karsten. Karsten asked for help from NATHA and he agreed to go to court to say what he had said to NATHA&#8217;s board earlier. He made his written statement to be sent to the court. Two days later, claiming that he couldn&#8217;t find Sahaj on the phone, he made a deal with the law firm to go to court for them if they stop the case against him.  At almost the same time, he started to cooperate with journalist Orla Borg, resulting in a slander campaign in the newspapers against NATHA and me. Fascinating series of &#8220;coincidences&#8221;.</p>
<p>Last week the court meeting took place. Karsten came as a witness for the law firm!!! Under oath he admitted that he was not happy with the lawyer in the BHOGA case. But then he stated clearly that <strong>he believed that the law firm was doing a good job and all the money they claimed were correct!!!</strong> When asked by the judge and by Sahaj (we defended ourselves because a lawyer would have been expensive) why he changed his statement, Karsten claimed: “I was influenced by the pressure the community put upon me and therefore the statement was not representing my own opinion”!!! But his written statement was given ALMOST ONE YEAR AFTER HE LEFT THE SCHOOL AND HE WAS THE ONE COMING TO US FOR THIS. He tried to appear in the court as a “victim” of the group of people around him; that he couldn&#8217;t stand for his own opinion because of them. What he avoided to present to the court was the fact that by the time he wrote the statement he had not been in the school for a while and, furthermore, when he was in the school he was the one who had had the most radical and independent opinion.</p>
<p>From the sequence of events, it is clear that Karsten was lying again, <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">this time in front of the court and under oath</span></strong>, just to save his situation and to hurt the ones whose only guilt was to trust him in the past!!! Indeed, in his case “the sleep of reason creates monsters” painting fits very well. He has become a person who has sold his honesty for his own career and security. What a sad sight to see him in this situation and to hear his lies that he dares to utter in front of the people who already know the truth.</p>
<p>For me and the others who were present in the court it was a good spiritual lesson about the decadence of the human soul in absence of some spiritual guidelines. This is also the reason I choose to write this experience here, as a reminder about the importance of keeping your own principles in life, no matter what the temptations are along the way.</p>
<p><strong>P.S. GREAT TIMING!!!</strong> while writing this post, Karsten just wrote a message on the blog. I will only partially publish it due to the fact that in his desperation to keep his image clean, he tries to involve people whom he previously hurt. As you can see from his post, he is trying to save his image while attacking those people he was hurting until now for the reason that they disagreed with some of his decisions and actions in life!!! It seems in Karsten&#8217;s case the sleep of reason is indeed deeper than I’d thought and the monsters are in fact bigger. Goya&#8217;s painting fits very well within this frame. I will comment on his post soon as I’m now very busy.</p>
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		<title>AMAZING MUSIC HERE!!! &#8211; THE NEW &#8220;KALI&#8221; CD IS AVAILABLE</title>
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THE NEW &#8220;KALI&#8221; CD IS OUT NOW!
You can find it on their page: IBIS MUSIC
The new CD covers a large spectrum or resonances in the sphere of power of KALI, the Great Cosmic Power of TIME.
I was amazed to see how much the final version of the CD had improved from the demo [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>THE NEW &#8220;KALI&#8221; CD IS OUT NOW!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You can find it on their page: <a title="IBIS MUSIC" href="http://www.ibismusic.net/home/" target="_blank">IBIS MUSIC</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The new CD covers a large spectrum or resonances in the sphere of power of KALI, the Great Cosmic Power of TIME.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I was amazed to see how much the final version of the CD had improved from the demo versions that I had listened to! (and these were already very good!).</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The CD itself is a piece of art; the combination of the visual artwork and the text creates a  &#8217;complete experience&#8217; that is in the same resonance with the music. It  really is a collectors item!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">CONGRATULATIONS IBIS FOR A GREAT JOB!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2154" title="IbisHansMariah183x240" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/IbisHansMariah183x240.jpg" alt="IbisHansMariah183x240" width="183" height="240" /></p>
<p>IBIS MUSIC is one of the most amazing projects that i have come across. The musicians Mariah and Hans are very talented artists, but above this, after many years of individual practice of yoga and Tantra they hold the knowledge of genuine spirituality.</p>
<p>This aspect makes IBIS an almost unique band in the very messy musical “landscape” of modern time. Their spiritual experience transfers into their music the &#8216;power&#8217; to induce pure resonances with cosmic aspects of a very high refinement, allowing the prepared listener to easily follow them in spiritual journeys on heights that are only usually accessible for advanced practitioners of meditation and tantra techniques. Without the pretence they can induce evolution in people (as many “new ager’s” superficially pretend), IBIS are opening the horizon to search for more, and to awaken the evolving genuine spiritual aspiration in the one who is open. This is a rare gift that only those that have a deep understanding of the spiritual path combined with a certain artistic talent can have. The one who allows IBIS&#8217;S message to enter inside their heart will discover for a while a vaster perspective from where they can see where their path is leading next.</p>
<p>Being very dedicated to their spiritual ideals, Hans and Mariah (IBIS) are not making any compromises, that often artists today make for the sake of marketing. Their music is first a spiritual tool and only after this it becomes a “good” that can be marketed, only serving some spiritual purposes. It is a pure precious stone that is polished not only to shine beautifully, but also to light the darkness with its shine or to mark the path.</p>
<p>For IBIS art is not a reason to affirm their personality but more a tool of a genuine spiritual practice, and what you can receive from them is the result of their constant personal effort for perfection. This fact gives their art a very special flavor of INITIATION. In a way they are becoming genuine initiators for all those that are open to receive this message.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2155" title="mahavidya183" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/mahavidya183.jpg" alt="mahavidya183" width="183" height="183" /></p>
<p>The experience one has from listening to their music is similar to a trancelike state of a very high and refined nature, opening the listener to inner dimensions that usually are sealed by the superficial mental agitation.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Being genuine tantric initiates (I know them personally), IBIS have been able to make the design of the whole concept assigned to a coherent spiritual message that one can receive, starting from the cover of the CD, the booklet inside and the music on the CD. All is made in perfect accordance with the concept and the spiritual message they wish to transmit to the one who is following them in this spiritual journey. Everything is carefully conceived and nothing is there only for the sake of ‘nicety’. All that is produced is a result of an art work that fulfills one of the highest meanings of art: to lead the soul to its divine heights. This coherence of the message is also another rarity today when often the artwork is a mixture of inspirations, personal experiences (many times negative or strange, the only merit of the artist being to be able to express these inferior resonances in the specific language of a certain form of art), symbols that are all together telling something interesting but nothing useful for the receiver. IBIS art is enchanting the soul but in the same time this enchantment is precisely designed to propel the soul further on the path of evolution. They are producing a travel “map” that they paint with the talent of a great painter.</p>
<p>Now that they are preparing the NEW ALBUM I wish them to continue without compromise this spiritual journey and to remain always the sign of the spiritual awakening.</p>
<p>You can find the excellent website of IBIS here and you can listen some samples of music and even download some tracks:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ibismusic.net/home/maha-vidya-project">http://www.ibismusic.net/home/maha-vidya-project</a></p>
<p>Enjoy and wait for your comments after!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[This date should not be forgotten by anyone with a responsible attitude in life, either fanatic believer of the official theory full of conspiracy or a seeker for the truth about the attacks among the &#8220;conspiracy theories&#8221;.
If you are on either side, i invite you to see this movie and meditate deeply upon the fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>This date should not be forgotten by anyone with a responsible attitude in life, either fanatic believer of the official theory full of conspiracy or a seeker for the truth about the attacks among the &#8220;conspiracy theories&#8221;.</div>
<div>If you are on either side, i invite you to see this movie and meditate deeply upon the fact that there are no coincidences in our life and the reality cannot be made perfect just by ignoring some facts. Even if we don&#8217;t like some of the elements of Reality, or they do not fit with our vision in life, ignoring these parts will isolate us in a hypothetical dimension not different then the erotic fantasies of a young girl.</div>
<div>The movie that i post here is a very good synthesis of all the facts that are contradicting the official theory or giving a completely different direction to the events in their entirety.</div>
<div>If you have another explanation to the events in 9/11 i challenge you to put your comment here and we can start a beneficial debate because DON&#8217;T WORRY, IF YOU ARE QUESTIONING THE OFFICIALS YOU ARE NOT A BAD GUY! You are just a normal person that is having another opinion! And having another opinion is not bad, but not having any opinion and swallowing blindly others opinion&#8230;.. that is strange.</div>
<div>And we can see that the plans for the NWO are coming out more and more clearly, more people than ever are starting to ask questions, especially because the internet makes it easier. Statistics are showing that even in US more than 70% of people believe that 9/11 was an inside job! It is true that until now i have seen very little analysis of the fact that 9/11 was created by some officials and people in power were aware of the whole plan. It seems it is still too much to start to think of the consequences on our daily life of such a conclusion. But i am sure that soon we will witness an uprising of the human consciousness and, if similar events will take place in the world now that they need a little more &#8220;pressure&#8221; on the political machine, many people will not accept the manipulation with such ease and superficiality.</div>
<div>Here is the movie and wish you to open your spiritual eyes with courage.</div>
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		<title>ANOTHER STEP FOR THE NEW WORLD DISORDER- THE PATH TO GLOBAL AWAKENING</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong> </strong><em><strong>9/11</strong> has become a day of questioning the world we live in and especially its power structure. It is a day that is selecting the people that dare to question their life from the people that are too attached, too weak, too scared, too important, too insignificant, too stupid, too many to ask any question. This is the day that was chosen for the beginning of a process of options crystallization that will generate the &#8220;NEW WORLD ORDER&#8221; but in the same time will oppose to it the ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD.</em></p>
<p><em>And it will soon become much more than that: The day &#8216;when it all started&#8217;!</em></p>
<p><em>Here is last years 9/11 contribution from Micheal Chossudovsky. It is a brilliant analysis regarding the power phenomena in the world today explained with its development in time and space across centuries and continents.</em></p>
<p><em>In 2002 he blew away the smokescreen put up by the mainstream media, that was trying to convince people with thin lies that 9/11 was an attack on America by &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221;. Through meticulous research, the author uncovers the hideous military-intelligence ploy behind the September 11 attacks, proving with the heaviness of correlated facts the cover-up and complicity of key members of the Bush Administration. The expanded edition of his book, which includes twelve new chapters, focuses on the use of 9/11 as a pretext for the invasion and illegal occupation of Iraq, the militarization of justice and law enforcement and the repeal of democracy. According to Chossudovsky, the  &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; is a complete fabrication based on the illusion that one man, Osama bin Laden, outwitted the $40 billion-a-year American intelligence apparatus. The &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; is in reality a war of conquest. Globalization is the final march to the &#8220;New World Order&#8221;, dominated by Wall Street and the U.S. military-industrial complex. September 11, 2001 provides a justification for waging a war without borders. Washington&#8217;s agenda consists in extending the frontiers of the American Empire to facilitate complete U.S. corporate control, while installing within America the institutions of the Homeland Security State. All this plan is carefully explained by the author in a well documented and comprehensive manner that is giving a lot of answers for the questions that are arising nowadays.</em></p>
<p><em>Here is an article that should make the delight of the ones that are searching for explanations, for the ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD. Enjoy and comment it!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>9/11  AND THE &#8220;AMERICAN INQUISITION&#8221;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>by Michel Chossudovsky</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>from September 11, 2008 </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&amp;aid=10144">http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&amp;aid=10144</a></p>
<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221; is a modern form of inquisition. It has all the essential ingredients of the French and Spanish inquisitions.</p>
<p>Going after &#8221; Islamic terrorists&#8221;, carrying out a Worldwide preemptive war to &#8221; protect the Homeland&#8221; are used to justify a military agenda.</p>
<p>&#8220;The Global War on Terrorism&#8221; (GWOT) is presented as a &#8220;Clash of Civilizations&#8221;, a war between competing values and religions, when in reality it is an outright war of conquest, guided by strategic and economic objectives.</p>
<p>The GWOT is the ideological backbone of the American Empire. It defines US military doctrine, including the preemptive use of nuclear weapons against the &#8220;state sponsors&#8221; of terrorism.</p>
<p>The preemptive &#8220;defensive war&#8221; doctrine and the &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; against Al Qaeda constitute essential building blocks of America&#8217;s National Security Strategy as formulated in early 2002. The objective is to present &#8220;preemptive military action&#8221; &#8211;meaning war as an act of &#8220;self-defense&#8221; against two categories of enemies, &#8220;rogue States&#8221; and &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221;, both of which are said to possess weapons of mass destruction.</p>
<p>The logic of the  &#8220;outside enemy&#8221; and the evildoer, allegedly responsible for American civilian deaths, prevails over common sense. In the inner consciousness of Americans, the attacks of September 11, 2001 justify acts of war and conquest:</p>
<p>&#8220;As was demonstrated by the losses on September 11, 2001, mass civilian casualties is the specific objective of terrorists and these losses would be exponentially more severe if terrorists acquired and used weapons of mass destruction.&#8221; (National Security Strategy, White House, Washington, 2002)</p>
<p>America&#8217;s Inquisition</p>
<p>The legitimacy of the inquisition is not questioned. The &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221; justifies a mammoth defense budget at the expense of health, education, and virtually every single category of (civilian) public expenditure.</p>
<p>The &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221; requires &#8220;going after&#8221; the terrorists, using advanced weapons systems. It upholds a preemptive religious-like crusade against evil, which serves to obscure the real objectives of military action.</p>
<p>The lies underlying 9/11 are known and documented. The American people&#8217;s acceptance of this crusade against evil is not based on any rational understanding or analysis of the facts.</p>
<p>America&#8217;s inquisition is used to extend America&#8217;s sphere of influence and justify military intervention, as part of an international campaign against &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221;. Its ultimate objective, which is never mentioned in press reports,  is territorial conquest and control over strategic resources.</p>
<p>The GWOT dogma is enunciated and formulated by Washington&#8217;s neoconservative think tanks. It is carried out by the military-intelligence establishment. It is embodied in presidential speeches and press conferences:</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve been warned there are evil people in this world. We&#8217;ve been warned so vividly. &#8230; And we&#8217;ll be alert. Your government is alert. The governors and mayors are alert that evil folks still lurk out there. As I said yesterday, people have declared war on America and they have made a terrible mistake. &#8230; My administration has a job to do and we&#8217;re going to do it. We will rid the world of the evil-doers,&#8221; (George W. Bush, CNN, September 16, 2001, emphasis added)</p>
<p>An understanding of fundamental social and political events is replaced by a World of sheer fantasy, where &#8220;evil folks&#8221; are lurking. The objective of the &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221; launched in September 2001 is to galvanize public support for a Worldwide campaign against heresy. In the eyes of public opinion, possessing a &#8220;just cause&#8221; for waging war is central. A war is said to be Just if it is waged on moral, religious or ethical grounds.</p>
<p>The Demonization of Muslims and the Battle for Oil</p>
<p>The US led war in the broader Middle East Central Asian region consists in gaining control over extensive reserves of oil and natural gas. The Anglo-American oil giants also seek to gain control over oil and gas pipeline routes out of the region. (See table and maps below).</p>
<p>Muslim countries possess 66 percent of total oil reserves. (Michel Chossudovsky, The &#8220;Demonization&#8221; of Muslims and the Battle for Oil, Global Research, Jannuary 4, 2007). In contrast, the United   States of America has barely 2 percent of total oil reserves. Iraq has five times more oil than the United   States.</p>
<p>Demonization is applied to an enemy, which possesses more than 60 percent of the world&#8217;s oil reserves. &#8220;Axis of evil&#8221;, &#8220;rogue States&#8221;, &#8220;failed nations&#8221;, &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221;: demonization and vilification are the ideological pillars of America&#8217;s Inquisition. They serve as a casus belli for waging the battle for oil.</p>
<p>The Battle for Oil requires the demonization of those who possess the oil. The enemy is characterized as evil, with a view to justifying military action including the mass killing of civilians. (Ibid)</p>
<p>Historical Origins of the Inquisition</p>
<p>The objective is to sustain the illusion that &#8220;America is under attack&#8221; by Al Qaeda. Under the American inquisition, Washington has a self-proclaimed holy mandate to extirpate Islamic fundamentalism and &#8220;spread democracy&#8221; throughout the world.</p>
<p>&#8220;Going after Bin Laden&#8221; is part of a consensus. Fear and insecurity prevail over common sense. Despite the evidence, the White House, the State Department, the two Party system, cannot, in the minds of Americans, be held responsible for a criminal act (9/11/) resulting in the deaths of American civilians.</p>
<p>What we are dealing with is an outright and blind acceptance of the structures of power and political authority.</p>
<p>In this regard, the American Inquisition as an ideological construct, is, in many regards, similar to the inquisitorial social order prevailing in France and Spain during the Middle Ages. The inquisition, which started in France in the 12th century, was used as a justification for conquest and military intervention.</p>
<p>Initially it took the form of a campaign in southern France directed against the Cathars and Waldensians, which challenged the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church. The Cathar movement was a religious sect which was protected by the regional feudal order in southern France, against the dominion of the Catholic Church and the French monarchy in Paris. &#8220;The Cathars believed they were the true Christians and the Catholic Church was a false church, founded by the devil.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the early 13th Century, &#8220;Pope Innocent III declared a crusade against the Cathars&#8221; at the behest of the French royal family. The crusade was in fact a war of conquest under the disguise of a campaign against heresy.</p>
<p>The Inquisition directed against heresy was intended to consolidate the Monarchy&#8217;s territorial control. It provided a pretext to intervene militarily in south and southwestern France, using the authority of the Catholic Church as a façade.</p>
<p>The inquisition became part of a political consensus, carried out by the Church&#8217;s inquisitors, imposed by the ruling feudal order and supported militarily. Its purpose was to maintain and sustain the social and political order, extend the powers of the central State, subjugate regional powers in France, using the campaign against heresy as &#8220;a justification to wage war&#8221;. Sounds familiar?</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s Inquisitorial Order</p>
<p>Anybody who doubts the legitimacy of the American inquisition (9/11 and the &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221;) is a heretic conspiracy theorist or an accomplice of the terrorists.</p>
<p>The American Inquisition is part of a Bipartisan Consensus. Both the Democrats and the Republicans support the American Inquisition.</p>
<p>&#8220;Going after Osama bin Laden&#8221; is part of the election platform of both political parties. In fact it is the central component of the election campaign:</p>
<p>I [Barack Obama] argued for more resources and more troops to finish the fight against the terrorists who actually attacked us on 9/11, and made clear that we must take out Osama bin Laden and his lieutenants if we have them in our sights (Barack Obama, Acceptance Speech, National Democratic Convention, Denver, August 2008)</p>
<p>We have dealt a serious blow to al Qaeda in recent years. But they are not defeated, and they’ll strike us again if they can. (John McCain, Acceptance Speech, Republican National Convention, St   Paul, September 2008)</p>
<p>There is an &#8220;outside enemy&#8221;. The Homeland is under attack. Islamic terrorists &#8220;threaten our way of life&#8221;. &#8220;We must defend ourselves&#8221; preemptively against Osama and his lieutenants.</p>
<p>US Northern Command (Northcom), with headquarters at the Petersen Air Force base in Colorado was established in early 2002 to protect America against a terrorist attack. It was presented to public opinion as a response to the 9/11 attacks. The real strategic objectives of Northern Command using sophisticated aero defense weapons including nuclear warheads, are not mentioned.</p>
<p>Political Consensus</p>
<p>The mouthpiece of America&#8217;s inquisitorial order is the Western corporate media.</p>
<p>People who question the validity of any of these statements or who have doubts about who is behind the 9/11 attacks, are considered to be accomplices of those who threaten the American Homeland.</p>
<p>In 1232, Pope Gregory IX set up a system of special religious courts called the inquisition. The Dominican friars were sent out to find and question heretics:</p>
<p>&#8220;Heresy cannot be destroyed unless heretics are destroyed and &#8230; their defenders and [supporters] are destroyed, and this is effected in two ways: &#8230; they are converted to the true catholic faith, or &#8230; burned. (Henry Charles Lea, A History of the Inquisition of the Middle Ages, p. 535, 1887)</p>
<p>Those who refused to recant, which means give up their heresy, were burned alive.</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s Patriot Act, the military courts, the Guantanamo concentration camp, the CIA rendition camps, Abu Ghraib, etc., are part of an advanced inquisitorial system. Terrorist suspects are held incommunicado. They are tortured, tried by military courts and sentenced. They are not given the right to recant.</p>
<p>The objective is not to &#8220;make the World safer&#8221; by putting the terrorists behind bars.</p>
<p>The show trials of the alleged terrorists perform an important social function. They are an integral part of Pentagon&#8217;s disinformation campaign. Quite concretly, they give a real face to the enemy. They sustain the illusion, in the inner consciousness of Americans, that the &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221; constitute a real threat.</p>
<p>The arrests, trials and sentences of &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221; sustain the legitimacy of America&#8217;s Homeland Security State and its inquisitorial legal and law enforcement apparatus.</p>
<p>The ultimate objective is to instill in the minds of millions of Americans that the enemy is real and the US Adminstration will protect the lives of its citizens.</p>
<p>Manufacturing Dissent</p>
<p>Washington does not silence its antiwar critics. Quite the opposite. The inquisitorial social order allows certain forms of dissent. It is politically correct under a &#8220;democracy&#8221; to condemn US foreign policy in the strongest terms.</p>
<p>What is not allowed is to question the inquisition.</p>
<p>Those who oppose the US Administration are not branded as heretics. Many &#8220;Progressives&#8221;, Liberals and Antiwar activists, led by prominent intellectuals, firmly believe that Muslims were behind the 9/11 attacks. &#8220;We are against the war, but we support the war on terrorism.&#8221;</p>
<p>The New World Order builds a political and media consensus (i.e. the GWOT) but at the same time it creates and moulds its own opposition. It establishes the limits of dissent. It &#8220;manufactures dissent&#8221;.</p>
<p>The presidential candidates in the bipartisan race are supported by powerful corporate interests including the oil companies, Wall Street and the defense contractors.</p>
<p>At the same time, these same corporate interests, through their various foundations (including Ford, Rockefeller, Gates, et al), support and finance a number of Liberal/Progressive organizations and alternative media.</p>
<p>9/11 is the cornerstone of the American Inquisition.</p>
<p>The lies underlying 9/11 are accepted by the mainstream antiwar movement.</p>
<p>US foreign policy is condemned, but the &#8220;Global War on Terrorism&#8221; is upheld. Wittingly or unwittingly, this endorsement of the GWOT by those who claim to be opposed to the US administration, provides a legitimacy to the inquisitorial order, which underlies the actual practice of US foreign policy.</p>
<p>On the other hand, those who have serious doubts regarding the official 9/11 narrative, including the 9/11 Truth Movement, are branded as heretics and nonbelievers.</p>
<p>The &#8220;Just War&#8221; theory</p>
<p>The &#8220;Just War&#8221; theory (justum bellum) has a longstanding tradition. It has been used throughout history to uphold the dominant social order and provide a justification for waging war.</p>
<p>In the case of Afghanistan, 9/11 played a key role in justifying the invasion. The war on Afghanistan was considered a &#8220;Just War&#8221;, waged on humanitarian grounds.</p>
<p>On September 12, 2001, NATO invoked for the first time in its history &#8220;Article 5 of the Washington Treaty &#8211; its collective defense clause&#8221; declaring the 9/11 attacks on  the World Trade Center (WTC) and the Pentagon &#8220;to be an attack against all NATO members.&#8221;</p>
<p>Afghanistan was tagged, without  a shred of evidence and prior to the conduct of an investigation, as the &#8220;state sponsor&#8221; of the 9/11 attacks. The invasion of Afghanistan in early October 2001 was presented as a counter-terrorism operation directed against the perpetrators of 9/11 and their state sponsors.</p>
<p>Trade unions, NGOs and many &#8220;progressive&#8221; intellectuals endorsed the US-NATO led invasion. The events of 9/11 played a key role in gaining the support of various sectors of American society including the opponents and critics of the Bush adminstration&#8217;s foreign policy.</p>
<p>The war on Afghanistan was prepared prior to 9/11. War preparations were already in an advanced stage of readiness. The green light to wage war by the US and NATO on Afghanistan was provided within 24 hours of the 9/11 attacks.</p>
<p>The press reports failed to reveal a fact which is known and acknowledged by military analysts: a major theater war cannot, under any circumstances, be planned and carried out in a matter of 4-5 weeks.</p>
<p>9/11 was used as a justification to carry out a &#8220;humanitarian war&#8221;. Known to military analysts, the war on Afghanistan had been planned well in advance of the tragic events of September 11, 2001.</p>
<p>The Spanish Inquisition</p>
<p>In the 14th and 15th centuries, the Inquisition spread to other parts of Europe. In Italy, the inquisition went after nationalist movements in regions like Lombardy in the north, Venice, or Sicily. It was used to suppress these political movements. In northern France and Germany, the inquisition used the pretext of small mystical sects, to intervene politically and militarily. Regional powers including local principalities refused to cooperate with the inquisition. In today&#8217;s world, this form of interventionism is carried out by sending in US special forces to &#8220;help governments&#8221; to combat terrorism.</p>
<p>Spain, conquered by Muslims and in part reconquered by Christians in the 13th Century, was &#8220;religiously heterogeneous, and a tolerance had developed so Muslims, Christians, and Jews could live together in relative peace.&#8221; Toward the end of the 15th Century, coinciding with a period of political and territorial consolidation, &#8220;Spanish tolerance changed abruptly. Spain saw the rise of a form of inquisition more ruthless and disruptive than anywhere else in Europe.&#8221; (Bill of Rights in Action)</p>
<p>The Spanish inquisition was also characterized by a process of building a consensus, of going after the heretics and nonbelievers. The inquisition was used to support the process of territorial consolidation in the Iberian  peninsula. The objective was to reinforce the absolute monarchy and the powers of the landed aristocracy against the Muslim and Jewish merchant classes.</p>
<p>The Spanish Inquisition was executed at the behest of Queen Isabel, Reina Catolica. In 1483, The Reyes Catolicos, Isabel de Castilla and Ferdinando de Aragon, established a Council to direct the Inquisition. Tomas de Torquemada, an advisor to Isabel become the first General Inquisitor. Torquemado had previously preached against the Jewish and Muslim Converts (Conversos). The objective was to repress the upcoming merchant classes. &#8220;One country, one ruler, one faith&#8221; became the mandate of the General Inquisitor.</p>
<p>Goya&#8217;s Inquisition</p>
<p>The pope upheld the inquisition, the hidden agenda was the feudal order and the Spanish led colonial wars. The Spanish inquisition lasted for 300 years.</p>
<p>Today in America, the General inquisitor is the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.</p>
<p>The Legal Apparatus</p>
<p>The inquisition in the Middle Ages would collect accusations:</p>
<p>&#8220;If two witnesses under oath accused someone of heresy, the accused person would be summoned to appear. opinions, prejudices, rumors, and gossip were all accepted as evidence. the accused was never told the names of the accusers, nor even the exact charges.</p>
<p>Inquisitors examined the accused in secret. Anyone who refused to confess immediately was assumed to be guilty. Inquisitors were trained only in religion, and they would try to trap the accused with religious questions. For example, an inquisitor might ask, &#8220;Do you believe what the holy church believes?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I am a faithful Christian,&#8221; the fearful suspect might reply.</p>
<p>&#8220;So!&#8221; the inquisitor might shout. &#8220;We already know you believe in heresies! You&#8217;re saying your beliefs are the true Christianity and the church is false!&#8221; (Bill of Rights in Action)</p>
<p>No lawyers were allowed, because it was considered heresy to defend a heretic:</p>
<p>&#8220;They would torture those who refused to recant. During torture, the religious inquisitors would stand by as witnesses to record confessions or take down the names of other heretics. The government also carried out the final sentence of imprisonment or death.</p>
<p>Those who recanted immediately might receive a fairly light sentence &#8212; saying prayers, fasting, being whipped in public, or making a pilgrimage. Some who recanted were forced to wear a yellow cross of felt sewn on all their clothing. The cross marked them as a former heretic, and many people would stay away from them in fear.</p>
<p>Many who refused to recant right away were sentenced to prison for life. If they refused to recant at all, the Inquisition turned them over to government authorities to be burned alive. Some inquisitors were so thorough that they went after the dead. If a dead person was accused of heresy, his or her bones could be dug up and burned.</p>
<p>For most accused heretics, there was no appeal. A few rich or powerful people might beg the pope to change a sentence, but for most of the condemned, the sentence was final. The families of those sent to prison or to the stake lost their property.</p>
<p>(Bill of Rights in Action, see also History of the inquisition)</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s legal system in America has all the essential features of an inquisitorial order. Torture is permitted &#8220;under certain circumstances&#8221;, according to an August 2002 Justice Department &#8220;legal opinion&#8221;:</p>
<p>&#8220;if a government employee were to torture a suspect in captivity, &#8216;he would be doing so in order to prevent further attacks on the United States by the Al Qaeda terrorist network,&#8217; said the memo, from the Justice Department&#8217;s office of legal counsel, written in response to a CIA request for legal guidance. It added that arguments centering on &#8220;necessity and self-defense could provide justifications that would eliminate any criminal liability&#8221; later. (See Washington Post, June 7, 2004)</p>
<p>&#8220;Even if an interrogation method might arguably cross the line drawn in Section and application of the stature was not held to be an unconstitutional infringement of the President&#8217;s Commander in Chief authority, we believe that under current circumstances [the war on terrorism] certain justification defenses might be available that would potentially eliminate criminal liability.&#8221; (Complete August 2, 2002 Justice Department Memorandum in pdf)</p>
<p>Torture</p>
<p>&#8220;The Spanish Inquisition was particularly terrifying because of its inherent characteristics. The accused never knew who their accusers were. Once arrested, the accused heretic&#8217;s properties were seized.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;These properties were then administered at first by the Crown, and later by the General Inquisitor&#8230;.</p>
<p>Even if the accused was now a devout Christian, he was tried as severely as possible because of his roots. The accused was also not allowed to have a lawyer or counsel for his defense, and the names of all witnesses were kept secret from him (Jason L. Slade, The Spanish Inquisition August 6, 1996)</p>
<p>Torture was the order of the day. The accused were not allowed to have a lawyer.</p>
<p>The torture methods applied by today&#8217;s CIA inquisitors bear a canny resemblance to the torture techniques used by the Inquisitors in the Middle Ages, including the water torment or aselli, commonly referred to in CIA jargon as &#8220;water boarding&#8221;:</p>
<p>&#8220;Because the trials were for spiritual matters, the Church handled them. However, the punishments were usually very much physical, so they were handled by the state. There were many means of this physical torture for confession. The two most famous or infamous were the strappado or pulley, and the aselli or water torment.(Jason L. Slade, The Spanish Inquisition August 6, 1996)</p>
<p>Water-boarding then and now</p>
<p>Alfred McCoy reports in the regard that the CIA:</p>
<p>&#8220;had often added to their no-touch repertoire physical methods reminiscent of the Inquisition&#8217;s trademark tortures &#8212; strappado, question de l&#8217;eau, &#8220;crippling stork,&#8221; and &#8220;masks of mockery.&#8221; At the CIA&#8217;s center near Kabul in 2002, for instance, American interrogators forced prisoners &#8220;to stand with their hands chained to the ceiling and their feet shackled,&#8221; an effect similar to the strappado. Instead of the Inquisition&#8217;s iron-framed &#8220;crippling stork&#8221; to contort the victim&#8217;s body, CIA interrogators made their victims assume similar &#8220;stress positions&#8221; without any external mechanism, aiming again for the psychological effect of self-induced pain&#8230; (Alfred McCoy, The Hidden History of CIA Torture: America&#8217;s Road to Abu Ghraib, Global Research, December 2004)</p>
<p>In Spain in the 16th Century, the inquisition was accepted. It was a consensus. The population was led to believe that it was a good thing and that torture &#8220;served to purify society&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;A bishop came out and shouted out the names of the condemned. then the heretics were led out, wearing black robes decorated with red demons and flames. officials of the government tied them to the stake.</p>
<p>&#8220;do you give up your heresy against the holy church?&#8221; a priest would challenge.</p>
<p>anyone who repented would be strangled to death before the fires were lit. most, however, stood silent or defiant. the fires were lit, and the square echoed with the screams of the heretics and cheers from the crowd.&#8221; (quoted in Bill of Rights in Action, op cit)</p>
<p>Anybody who dared to question the validity of this &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; was himself branded a terrorist and subjected to the anti-terrorist laws, which at the time, in Spain, was death.</p>
<p>In today&#8217;s inquisitorial environment, most people are skeptical regarding the official 9/11 narrative, but nobody dares question the validity of the &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;These are bad people, and we must go after them, take them out.&#8221; The discourse is almost the same.</p>
<p>The ultimate objective is to subdue the citizens, totally depoliticize social life in America, prevent people from thinking and conceptualizing, from analyzing facts and challenging the legitimacy of the inquisitorial social order which rules America.</p>
<p>The Big Lie becomes the Truth. Realities are turned upside down.</p>
<p>War becomes peace, a worthwhile &#8220;humanitarian undertaking&#8221;,</p>
<p>Peaceful dissent becomes heresy.</p>
<p>The objective is to create an atmosphere of fear and insecurity, with a view to upholding the New World Order.</p>
<p>In the words of Monthy Python:</p>
<p>&#8220;NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!</p>
<p>Our chief weapon is surprise&#8230;surprise and fear&#8230;fear and surprise&#8230;.</p>
<p>Our two weapons are fear and surprise&#8230;and ruthless efficiency&#8230;.</p>
<p>Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency&#8230;and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope&#8230;.</p>
<p>Our *four*&#8230;no&#8230; *Amongst* our weapons&#8230;. Amongst our weaponry&#8230; are such elements as fear, surprise&#8230;.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll come in again.&#8221; (Monthy Python, The Spanish Inquisition)</p>
<p>How to reverse the tide?</p>
<p>Undermine the Inquisition;</p>
<p>Reveal the lies behind 9/11;</p>
<p>Break the consensus;</p>
<p>Reveal the Crimes committed by those in High Office;</p>
<p>Unseat the inquisitors:</p>
<p>&#8220;Millions of people have been misled regarding the causes and consequences of September 11.</p>
<p>Across the land, the image of an &#8220;outside enemy&#8221; is instilled in the consciousness of Americans. Al Qaeda is threatening America and the world. The repeal of democracy under the Patriot legislation is portrayed as a means to providing &#8220;domestic security&#8221; and upholding civil liberties.</p>
<p>When people across the US and around the World find out that Al Qaeda is not an outside enemy but a creation of US foreign policy and the CIA, the legitimacy of the bipartisan war agenda will tumble like a deck of cards&#8230; (Michel Chossudovsky,  America&#8217;s &#8220;War on Terrorism&#8221;, Global Research 2005)</p>
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<p>AMERICA&#8217;S &#8220;WAR ON TERRORISM&#8221;</p>
<p>by Michel Chossudovsky</p>
<p>CLICK TO ORDER</p>
<p>America&#8217;s &#8220;War on Terrorism&#8221;</p>
<p>In this new and expanded edition of Michel Chossudovsky&#8217;s 2002 best seller, the author blows away the smokescreen put up by the mainstream media, that 9/11 was an attack on America by &#8220;Islamic terrorists&#8221;.  Through meticulous research, the author uncovers a military-intelligence ploy behind the September 11 attacks, and the cover-up and complicity of key members of the Bush Administration.</p>
<p>The expanded edition, which includes twelve new chapters focuses on the use of 9/11 as a pretext for the invasion and illegal occupation of Iraq, the militarisation of justice and law enforcement and the repeal of democracy.</p>
<p>According to Chossudovsky, the  &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; is a complete fabrication based on the illusion that one man, Osama bin Laden, outwitted the $40 billion-a-year American intelligence apparatus. The &#8220;war on terrorism&#8221; is a war of conquest. Globalisation is the final march to the &#8220;New World Order&#8221;, dominated by Wall Street and the U.S. military-industrial complex.</p>
<p>September 11, 2001 provides a justification for waging a war without borders. Washington&#8217;s agenda consists in extending the frontiers of the American Empire to facilitate complete U.S. corporate control, while installing within America the institutions of the Homeland  Security State.</p>
<p>Chossudovsky peels back layers of rhetoric to reveal a complex web of deceit aimed at luring the American people and the rest of the world into accepting a military solution which threatens the future of humanity.</p>
<p>The last chapter includes an analysis of the London  7/7 Bomb Attacks.</p>
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<p>Recently I was also informed that Karsten Fischer alias ‘Jesper’ is already actively helping Kim Schmock in his insane campaign against his old friends.</p>
<p>I decided to post this video here for everyone to see the pressure these vengeful guys are making against the Bhoga community and Natha School by using extreme violence, thievery and lying in the court.</p>
<p>I announce here for the first time that they are trying to use some tricks in order to evacuate Bhoga inhabitants against the courts decision, by creating a smoke screen. I hope that announcing this beforehand their plans will be foiled. You can find the Danish version of this video clip <a href="http://www.natha.dk/da/artikler/press-campaign/ny-dokumentarfilm-bhoga-sagensammenhold-om-et-spirituelt-faellesskab.html" target="_blank">here </a>.</p>
<p>I hope that all the people who care for principles in life will take a stand to prevent further violence and to prevent this outrageous act of thievery carefully planned by this people who lost their temper for the possibility to gain some money.</p>
<p>The images speak for themselves and I invite you to comment here and even to suggest different solutions to this case.</p>

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<p><em>The following text is an adaptation of an essay that has been published on the internet. Its beauty lies in its splendid description of the game between </em><em>Shiva </em><em>and Shakti, between the feminine and the masculine. It may well be regarded as a story between either a man and a woman, or between the masculine and feminine sides of one single human being. The story speaks both to the superior mind and to the heart, and is a very good subject for meditation. In a state of contemplation we open ourselves towards higher aspects, revealed to us effortlessly in our own inner world, in an attitude of embracing rather than through a separating analysis. In a state of contemplation, we allow mysteries to reveal themselves to us, without looking for explanations or interfering to adjust the reality to what we believe it should be. In a state of contemplation, we let our heart speak in its own language and we listen silently to this gentle yet fascinating voice. It is a state impregnated with mystery and hidden meanings which we have an intuition about, but do not try to use our mind to separate them from their natural context. Reasoning finds no place in contemplation, and this allows us to ecstatically unveil secrets that otherwise would have been impossible to find in the maze of our logical mind. </em></p>
<p><em>You are invited to contemplate this story of deep spiritual meaning, revealing to us a part of the tantric path, which would have otherwise remained concealed behind the walls of spiritual initiation available to very few. This way, even the ones who are just starting on the tantric path can easily go beyond the limits of the ordinary world and enter into a sacred realm where the spiritual vision becomes an objective reality and what was seen before as an objective reality turns out to be just a projection of our mind.</em></p>
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		<title>Drops of Love &#8211; In Adoration of Shakti&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drops  of love  is a new chapter where I want to share with you beautiful quotations, inspirations and feelings.
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 I was inspired to write the following poem by the wonderful manifestation of Shakti in all the women [...]]]></description>
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I invite you all to post your heart&#8217;s contributions to make here a place for the soul to blossom.</strong><br />
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<p><em> I was inspired to write the following poem by the wonderful manifestation of Shakti in all the women who participated in the Summer Tantra Camp 2009 in Denmark. </em></p>
<p><em>I dedicate this poem to Shakti..</em>.</p>
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		<title>Kim Schmock has shown us the true dimension of his mental problems: the case becomes dangerous!!!</title>
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“Schmollum” brought in the “orcs” and the involvement of the “all seeing eye” starts to appear clearer.
YOU CAN FIND MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THE BHOGA CASE ON BHOGA PAGE HERE
After we made the invitation for Kim to live in one of NATHA&#8217;s ashrams, after I wrote to Kim, Celia and Karsten (K&#38;C&#38;K) on this blog [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>“Schmollum” brought in the “orcs” and the involvement of the “all seeing eye” starts to appear clearer.</em></p>
<p><em>YOU CAN FIND MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THE BHOGA CASE ON <a title="BHOGA PAGE" href="http://www.natha.net/bhoga/" target="_blank">BHOGA PAGE HERE</a></em></p>
<p><em>After we made the invitation for Kim to live in one of NATHA&#8217;s ashrams, after I wrote to Kim, Celia and Karsten (K&amp;C&amp;K) on this blog in the hope they are still realizing the need for an open dialogue, after I made the announcement that I will keep a lecture in NATHA about the whole situation created by the ‘micro’ group of ridiculous “enemies” of NATHA, the incredible happened &#8211; on 4<sup>th</sup> of July: extreme violence broke out in Bhoga and some of our friends were beaten until they needed serious medical attention! Some confused “orcs” lead by the even more confused Kim Schmock attacked them. You can read the below article from NATHA.DK to get the whole story from the eye witnesses of the event, here I will only underline some of the most striking elements:</em></p>
<p><em>That K&amp;C&amp;K began this campaign is clear (at least at the surface) for everyone (there are some underground elements that will be shown later). But what we can see and we have to give a firm WARNING about now is the fact that the things are going too far and they are SELF – SUPPORTED!!!</em></p>
<p><em>These people (K&amp;C&amp;K) were not in conflict with the school in any way and never in conflict with their friends around. The only disagreement was between Kim and NATHA regarding the ownership of BHOGA but that is a subject of a court-file. Until the court-file will finish everyone is waiting. No one ever attacked K&amp;C&amp;K in any way and the recent media attacks from their side were only their initiative. In other words “they are taking speed by themselves”, without anyone from NATHA pushing them in anyway. The things do not stop there; Celia and Karsten are actively contacting people and spreading gossip and all kinds of strange rumors about the school in a strange effort to convince some people how bad we are etc&#8230; In the same line, Kim attacks the Bhoga community for THE SECOND TIME in the last few months. The last time was a warming up for what was now a full scale violent raid (like in movies.) All together these elements illustrate that K&amp;C&amp;K are themselves following a strange pattern of rising the level of their violence (of course in their specific way).  As they are getting some support and complicity from some authorities making their actions even worse!</em></p>
<p><em>AS A RESULT OF THE CAMPAIGN FROM JP, THE VIOLENCE IS SPREADING AGAINST SOME TEACHERS AND STUDENTS OF NATHA! Last week one of my friends and a teacher in NATHA was subjected to aggression in her own home &#8211; by a person that came from the street after reading the articles in JP!!</em></p>
<p><em>Kim and his “orcs” were supported and even protected this weekend by some local police with preconceived ideas that were created by the articles in JP. They were under the strange command of an invisible officer and they practically aggressed  the victims!!! Saying that someone in all this is connected with the “all seeing eye” is not only an analogy with the famous book of Tolkien for the one who is an initiate.</em></p>
<p><em>The questions that I want to put openly are: WHAT IS NEXT??? Is it not clear that this is already a “death race”? How long until the responsible authorities will take some measures to stop these people before they create even more damage?</em></p>
<p><em>Here are the recent events and I look forward this time for your opinions and suggestions:</em></p>
<p><em><strong>(THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS TAKEN FROM NATHA.NET)</strong></em></p>
<p align="center"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Kim Schmock goes over the edge – and the police still do nothing</span></strong></p>
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<p>Saturday the 4<sup>th</sup> of July started out as a lovely sunny day, but it turned out to be a day unleashing violence and law-breaking against the peaceful residents of Bhoga.</p>
<p>On that day, Hans and Mariah (two of the residents of Bhoga – a farm house in Vejby) were enjoying the warm weather in the farm, together with one of their friends, Martin, who had come to visit. All three are yoga teachers from Natha Yogacenter. A few other friends who had stopped by for lunch were at the beach a few miles away. In that peaceful atmosphere, the worries of the constant harassment by Kim Schmock seemed far away.</p>
<p>It has been difficult times for the residents of Bhoga. On the 10<sup>th</sup> of March this year, Kim Schmock broke into the house with two other men, took all of the residents things out of the house and changed the locks, locking the legal tenants out. Much of the private belongings were damaged, doors were broken, and several objects were missing, including thousands of Danish crowns, legal documents and private bank papers. When the occupants tried to move back in, Kim tried to stop them with force. Eventually, the police arrived and after reading the court&#8217;s decision on the case of the residents of Bhoga, they installed the tenants back in and forced Kim to leave. Since then, Kim has been coming often to Bhoga, lurking around the house, watching through the windows and harassing the inhabitants who became increasingly scared of violence from him. The police has not done much, saying that they will speak with him, and that if he comes back again they will take action, but those proved to be empty promises and in the end lies.</p>
<p>Back to that Saturday – it seemed like the perfect summer day of relaxation for the residents of Bhoga, but the quiet was all too short-lived. At around 17:30, a gang of 7 drunk, tattoo covered men carrying iron bars and lead by Kim Schmock arrived at the house. The gang began breaking through one of the windows with a crow-bar. Hans and Martin came outside to speak with Kim but were violently beaten by the hooligans who were being instigated by Kim. Martin tried to film the attackers, but then he was attacked again by the men, under Kim&#8217;s orders, being strangled, dragged on the floor, beaten in the head, almost breaking his right arm and leg. The camera was pried from his hands by the assailants, damaged and the tape was destroyed. One of the men chased Martin with an iron bar threatening to kill him.</p>
<p>The gang broke in through the window and invaded the house, where Mariah was left alone and unprotected in front of the aggression of Kim and his bullies. Kim ordered his crew to break all the locks from the doors, and when Hans and Martin try to prevent that, they were attacked again.</p>
<p>Just as Martin and Hans were beaten by the hooligans, supervised by Kim, the police arrived at the scene and the violence stopped. To the residents&#8217; shock and surprise, the police are not willing to do anything to punish the attackers or to protect the inhabitants from further aggression. No complaints are filed, Kim and his gang are allowed to stay, and the police find it sufficient to ask them to behave. The residents ask the police to at least stay and ensure that the violence doesn&#8217;t continue, but the police reply that they have to leave because &#8221;they have more important things to do&#8221;. Thus the police leave the scene of the crime without doing anything, leaving behind a mob of 7 drunk and violent men, alone with their victims – 2 men in need of medical treatment and a woman in shock.</p>
<p>This decision of the police is particularly alarming on the background that for several months the inhabitants of Bhoga have been complaining about Kim&#8217;s repeated aggression and have been warning the police against him and asking for their protection, yet the police have been only stalling any action. The residents have even warned then about exactly the kind of event that happened on the July 4<sup>th </sup>, knowing Kim&#8217;s methods, and still the police have done nothing. As we can seen, the results of the passivity of the police were not late to follow. Indeed, the warnings of the residents were well-grounded. Still, even after Kim broke-in to the house along with 6 drunk men armed with iron bars, had severely beaten inhabitants and guests in the house (yoga teachers from Natha), had destroyed private property and threatened the people with death – the police did nothing to protect the life and property of the legal tenants. It is alarming to note that the level of Kim&#8217;s aggression is continuously escalating – from harassing to breaking in, to severely beating and who knows what he would have done if the police had arrived later then they did. Due to the frightful escalation of the violence of Kim, we must pertinently inquire: what are the police waiting for? What would be needed to wake them into action to fulfill their duty of protecting the people of Bhoga? Do they have to wait until there is no one left to protect? If such a terrible event comes true, the police would not be able to say that they were not warned and implored to help!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The events continue to unfold under the irresponsible decisions of some local policemen:</span></p>
<p>Luckily for the unprotected occupants of Bhoga, shortly after the police left, there arrived at the farm the friends who were at the beach &#8211; and were unaware of the situation because they had no telephone signal &#8211; as well as some friends who came urgently from Copenhagen after hearing about the events. Kim&#8217;s gang of troublemakers began to leave the premises, leaving behind them a large pile of empty cider-cans and a vandalized house with no locks and several broken doors. Now Hans and Martin could finally be rushed to the hospital by one of the visitors, and the rest of the guests were comforting Mariah and fixing the doors and locks, shutting the entrances to the house to prevent the danger of the attackers returning. As it turned out, Kim Schmock was still around the house and tried to force his way back in, at some point even attacking one of the guests with a screw-driver and hurting his thigh. Yet the people at the farm, who were now Mariah&#8217;s only defense against this psychopath, acted without any violence, not raising a hand in attack even when they were attacked.</p>
<p>In a typical display of psychopathic behavior, Kim calls the police and complains that he is being attacked. The friends of the residents are left with their jaws dropped at this display of treachery, yet they had the faith that the police will easily discern the reality. No one expected what was to follow.</p>
<p>The police arrive promptly at the house and their leader did not seem interested at all to talk with the residents, speaking only with Kim. On the other hand they are aggressive to the friends of the residents, shouting at them. One policeman, when observing that he is being filmed by one of the guests accompanying Mariah, a Jewish tourist from Israel, shouts at him aggressively, even though the tourist explained that he doesn&#8217;t understand Danish. The policeman tried to snatch the camera away from him by force, and then grabbed him violently by the neck and hand and pushed him out of the premises, even though the tourist did not resist. All this was done without offering any explanation.</p>
<p>When the police entered the house they shouted and cursed at the guests inside – several times calling them ‘idiots’ and ‘stupid’. They sprayed two of them in the eyes with pepper-spray and threw all the guests out of the house, even though they did not show any violence or commit any offense.</p>
<p>The hopes of the shocked residents of Bhoga that the police would protect them against the aggression of Kim were finally shattered when the police announced their decision: Kim may stay in the house, while all the guests must leave under threat of imprisonment. This decision contradicted the court ruling that only the residents are allowed to live in the house while Kim has no right to stay. It was also in contradiction to the police decision from the 11<sup>th</sup> of March to send Kim away. It was in violation of the police promises to act against Kim if he disturbs the residents again. This decision was also not consistent with the attitude of the police earlier that day, when they refused to send Kim&#8217;s crew of hooligans away after they had broken into the house and had beaten the people inside. The decision of the police was even more outrageous, considering the fact it meant that they were leaving an unprotected woman alone in the house with a psychopathic man who has spent the last months harassing her and who has just put her boyfriend in the hospital. The police were sending away the only people who could protect the frightened woman, leaving her to be alone with her attacker during the night, hundreds of meters away from the next house. We must ask – is this the way the police is protecting civilians from violence? If any harm came to Mariah, or any other inhabitant of Bhoga, wouldn&#8217;t the police be held responsible?</p>
<p>Something must be done. We appeal to the police not to abandon the legal residents of Bhoga and to take action to protect them from the escalating violence of Kim. How far will he be allowed to go with his attacks? The writing is on the wall!</p>
<p>At the same time, one cannot ignore the responsibility of the news-paper Jyllands Posten for creating the conditions for this outburst of violence. The paper&#8217;s ruthless and organized campaign against Natha Yoga center, it&#8217;s deliberate attempt to create a hostile public opinion against members of the school – these were elements which encouraged Kim to lead this flagrant attack, believing that now the rights and lives of Natha&#8217;s yogis are forfeit. It is clear that this brutality is a result of the planned campaign carried out by JP and under the instructions of certain elements that will soon be revealed.</p>
<p>It is interesting to point out that JP quoted Kim in their articles (as being one of the so-called &#8221;ex-members of the school&#8221;) without mentioning at all his violent history and his personal interest concerning Bhoga. In doing so, JP showed similarities with the police who were also so ready to support Kim&#8217;s claims which were not supported by any proof, while totally ignoring his obvious psychopathic pattern and violent actions and refusing to listen to the other side. One may ask, why is it that in their desperate campaign to manipulate anything they can to defame Natha, JP did not also raise the subject of Bhoga (who&#8217;s ownership is currently the subject of a trial between Natha Yoga center and Kim Schmock)? Perhaps they left this issue out of the campaign so far because they knew that there were other plans being prepared for Bhoga.</p>
<p>It is also significant that the rampage of the 4<sup>th</sup> of July took place only 5 days after Natha  announced on it&#8217;s official site <a href="http://www.natha.dk/">www.natha.dk</a> that Mihai Stoian, the school&#8217;s coordinating teacher, will keep a special lecture on the 16<sup>th</sup> of August, in which he will disclose some mechanisms of this media campaign and certain elements about the ones behind it. Obviously, someone does not want this information to reach the public!</p>
<p>The events which are unfolding testify that those who are running the campaign against Natha from the shadows wish to keep the lowest profile possible while in the same time perpetrating as many offenses as possible against the school. To their demise, their actions expose them to the light.</p>
<p>Nota Bene: We have received information that Kim is planning to make a false complaint to the police that the residents of Bhoga or their friends have supposedly beaten him, and to support this lie he is willing to stage his own injuries. From such a psychopath, behavior like this doesn&#8217;t surprise us.</p>
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		<title>Spiritual Tests for Advanced Practitioners</title>
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I published this article sometime ago in Yoga Magazine issue number 66 year 2007.
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<p><strong><em>I published this article sometime ago in Yoga Magazine issue number 66 year 2007.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>In the current climate, it seems that the issues from this article are very significant for  Natha. Many of the school&#8217;s students have reached an advanced level of practise and experience on the spiritual  path and the tests they now face exceed the normal limits of  the tests of a beginner. Some of the recent events may appear strange to those who are unfamiliar with the specific problems of an advanced practitioner.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em> I hope these notions will shed light upon the infinite mechanisms that can generate such events. For those who want to better understand these complex events, please also read the article  <a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/judas-heritage-–-an-essay-on-the-modern-science-and-its-choices">Judas heritage…</a></em></strong></p>
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<p><strong><em>Enjoy….</em></strong></p>
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<p>The tests that mark our spiritual evolution on the path of self becoming are inevitable. It is said that even Jesus experienced them, therefore all of us have spiritual tests. However, we usually hear about situations that test the beginner aspirants and we rarely hear about the tests of those who have been walking the spiritual path for some time.</p>
<p><strong>The regression of the apprentice,the occultation of the teacher </strong></p>
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<p>Tests that appear in the first stages are much more obvious and they affect many practitioners, selecting those who are truly ready to continue. A discussion about such tests is generally better understood because it refers to the beginning stages, which are widely accessible. Nevertheless, the spiritual tests of aspirants with experience on the spiritual path are just as interesting. Due to the fact that they appear in more advanced stages of practice, they are subtler and more difficult to decode.</p>
<p>“When the disciple is ready, the master appears,” is a saying for those who’ve begun their inner evolution and sometimes express their worry about the way they will be guided further. Triumph over the first subtle tests represents the criteria upon which the aspirants’ selection is based. Therefore, the master only appears to those who have succeeded, as confirmation that they have passed the test and are ready for the next stages. For a while, everything flows within the new frame, the aspirant learns to see things from a new perspective and discovers the value of the truth of this expression, but its reverse can equally manifest: when the disciple fails some major spiritual tests, he regresses; therefore, he stops being ready and the master “disappears”, becoming occult. Of course, this is not only about concretely withdrawing from the life of the aspirant, due to an “apparently objective” situation (he either leaves the physical level, or he moves to another city or another country, or he is stopped from seeing his disciples). The most frequent situation is the one in which he is close to the aspirants, but some of them begin to regress and, by completely changing their point of view, they can no longer perceive him as a master.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>The disciple sees differently, the master is the same</strong></p>
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<p>This bizarre phenomenon of “becoming occult”, which is specific to the spiritual teacher, is only due to the fact that the aspirant completely changes his inner point of view, and it is not because the master has changed. The one who is in such a dramatic situation begins to make strange and mean projections, he begins to find all kind of unreal justifications and he says that “the master is not as he was in the beginning”, even if – paradoxically – the master proves to be the same for the others, giving them the same divine help and being the same unpredictable enemy of the ego, when necessary.</p>
<p>How does such a distortion of the perception take place? A disciple who practices controlling the sexual energy, for example, will soon face serious tests in this direction. If he fails the spiritual test, he has the tendency to “lower his standards as an instinctive protective mechanism, hoping that in this way he will be protected from the risk of future disappointments. Without realizing it, the disciple narrows his inner horizon, and the master’s impulses and actions appear in another perspective &#8211; a darker and duller one. When the master gives him the impulse to mobilize all his forces in order to succeed to control the sexual energies, the aspirant will be less enthusiastic, he will even be ironic or joke about these impulses, sometimes manifesting impertinence or even a de-transfigurative familiarity. If the master advises him to let go of prejudices and enjoy lovemaking with his lover in order to develop control over the sexual energy, the aspirant may have the impression that he is pushed and forced towards something he no longer values, therefore he may consider that the action of the spiritual guide is an exaggeration, an intrusion into his personal life.</p>
<p>There is a risk for all of these aspects to appear as a result of the regression that follows the failed spiritual test. The aspirant no longer understands the importance of re-using sexual energy on the spiritual path and he now looks at things from a more “relaxed” point of view, imagining that the systematic use of the sexual energies on the path of transmutation and sublimation is a secondary, optional choice. Another example is that of a disciple who wants to explore the secrets of meditation. In the beginning he makes a daily effort, inspired also by the master’s words and by the example he gives. After a while he becomes looser and stops practicing so intensively, even if his spiritual results do not give him the right to slow down. Now he is tempted to give greater importance to some common aspects of life which he previously considered ephemeral. If in such a moment he has the possibility to choose between spiritual practice and a certain tempting social position that offers him financial satisfaction, but takes away all his time and energy, it is almost certain he will choose the social position.</p>
<p>Tricked by the vision which has once again become profane, the aspirant chooses the social position, convinced that after he makes a career and a bank account he will also find time for meditation. After failing this test, the aspirant considers that his action was correct and he imagines that his master’s advice regarding detachment from material aspects of life are strange and exaggerated. This is why he can even begin to intensely criticize some of his spiritual guide’s advice and also to convince others to act as he did. This attitude makes him go even deeper into the mistake marked by failing that spiritual test. In such a situation, the distance between aspirant and spiritual guide increases more and more, without any changes in the attitude of the master.</p>
<p><strong>Playing the statue </strong>
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<p>For the advanced practitioners, one of the most difficult tests is that of their position and importance on the spiritual path. As one advances in his acquiring of knowledge, part of the spiritual training of a disciple is to share this knowledge with the practitioners from the same school of evolution. They are in the beginning, and he helps them to move on. Self-giving in order to give an impulse and to support the others offers a new depth to spiritual becoming; this is why it is embraced by most of those who reach a certain level of spiritual practice. However, in the significant and detached work through which he helps the others to evolve, a particular amplified “self-importance” can appear, in a very subtle way, without obvious signs. In this way, the spiritual ego awakens and becomes amplified.  When the consciousness of self-importance is connected to strictly individual accomplishments or situations, especially very worldly ones, it can be noticed and removed more easily. However, when it is about what the aspirant does in order to serve the others spiritually, the state is insidious and it sneaks into his soul at a more subtle level and is often an important test on the path of inner perfection.</p>
<p>“The graveyards are full of irreplaceable people” – is a saying for those who need to understand that they are too full of themselves. When you truly do very good and important things for the others, you can easily forget that you are not the one who acts, but that God acts through you and He constantly does what is necessary. This is why advanced aspirants must be careful to apply the Karma Yoga principles with great mastership, and to practice humbleness intensely, attentively and consciously. It is not by chance that communities of monks insist on having a state of humbleness –the ally of monks and especially of those who have already had some spiritual realizations. Behind this self-importance, the germ of deviating from the spiritual path can appear very fast. How does this happen? The colleagues that the aspirant helps have the natural tendency to ‘erect a statue in his honour’. The advanced aspirant must be very lucid and avoid identifying himself with this image, in order to break that statue that they built of his image and with which he tends to identify his soul.</p>
<p>The disciple can consider these things as simple, harmless games, but when they crystallize as inner attitudes it is already too late because they lead to serious contradictions, big inner crises and painful errors. These mistakes are not made as a result of a lack of knowledge, but because he had already lost his inner freedom when he became the statue he was playing before.</p>
<p><strong>Ca</strong><strong>ndle is the result of the burning flame</strong>
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<p>Another important test for advanced practitioners is that of “taking out insurance” against the reactions of the master. Any authentic spiritual guide has a crushing effect on the nature of the ego. Therefore, from the first steps on the path of inner becoming, the action of the master scares the disciples who still cling to the ego. As the transcendence of this illusory structure appears later on the path of evolution, it is possible that the aspirant will have a kind of deep subconscious terror that the master will “strike” again one day, hitting him in the core of his being, where the last piece of ego is hiding.</p>
<p>This is how, once he has gained a certain “importance” in the structure of the spiritual group, the aspirant will have subconscious hopes that the “gained” position will ensure him a kind of protection in front of the objective and uncompromised eye of his guide. The test he has to go through now is about the way in which he deals with the tendency to rely on his so-called illusory position to which he gives imaginary weightiness. This tendency appears because today’s society teaches us that one must prove to be useful in order to survive. The ego reacts in the same way in its desperate attempt to strengthen or even to regenerate its last pieces, after the aspirant had gradually reclaimed almost all his inner territories from of its claws.</p>
<p>“For the one who is still ignorant, the flame is the result of the burning candle; for the one who became wise, the candle is the result of the burning flame.” This is the test of successful individual practice. If we see things from a limited perspective, after the euphoria of the results of the beginning passes, a major inner conflict tends to appear between what we understood partially and what the master sees from a universal perspective and what he shows us with lucidity and detachment. If we do not aim to “raise” ourselves to the level at which we should be, according to the things we learned so far, it is possible to gradually lose the overview that is open to us in the first stages of the spiritual path, because we trust our master “no matter what”.</p>
<p>In this way, a feeling of being astray from the master appears. This feeling manifests as apparently “fair” criticism, phantasmagorical discontent, and a mean and exaggerated selectiveness towards what the master does. In this situation, his actions start to appear to increasingly lack the real divine meaning we used to perceive at the beginning of the spiritual path. Why is that? It is because now we no longer have the same vision. We live with the false impression that the flame appears now due to the candle and we consider it absurd to act upon it if we want to change the shape of the candle.</p>
<p><strong>The image in the broken mirror is a distorted one </strong>
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<p>These aspects seem unimaginable for those who are in the first stages of the spiritual path (this is because in the beginning the inner vision is borrowed from the master to a great extent, and it represents part of the grace we receive in order to be able to move on). Yet, in the case of advanced aspirants who have a natural tendency to clearly understand this and to form their own spiritual vision, it is possible – if this crystallization does not take place at the highest spiritual coordinates that have been shown – that the aspirant can gradually lose contact with his master through an obvious alienation of ideas.</p>
<p>If the aspirant has the revelation in the beginning (transmitted by the spiritual guide) that everything in the Universe is love and he allows this new perspective to give him an impulse, it is nevertheless possible that over time he can no longer validate this understanding through personal experiences in meditation and in daily life.  Scepticism, doubt, regression and various difficulties appear once again in the heart of the disciple, but now he has other “certain” perspectives and nobody sounds the alarm bells. In his subconscious, the regressing aspirant builds the conviction that not everything is quite like that, that there is not only love in the Universe and for him things become “different” and much more nuanced. He even has the tendency to be ironic, as if he is joking, about this revelation “for the beginners”; gradually, he will start to live further and further away from that principle, returning, without even noticing, to a profane vision, hidden behind the imaginary behavior of a “saint”, of a great “wise man” or even (why not) proudly claiming he is a master, (and, ridiculously enough, having the impertinence to give lessons to the spiritual guide from which he learned the little that he knows).</p>
<p>Even so, the master will continue to manifest in a detached manner and to apply this principle everywhere. If he interacts with the disciple and corrects him, the disciple will have the tendency to judge the actions of his spiritual guide according to his own perversity, according to abject and limited human interests, and not according to the universal principal of love, which he abandoned without noticing when he passed from the master’s direct support to the results obtained through individual practice. It is especially then that he imagines that the master acts out of certain personal interests and he interprets the master’s intention and action of correction in a distorted and mean way. This is only a part of the most famous tests that the advanced aspirants face on the spiritual path. Usually these situations are hard to understand as long as we do not have the inner point of view; they are especially hard for those who are not yet at that level of spiritual practice and realization to understand.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>As I said before, laughter has the power to heal us from the excess of seriousness, from the ugly combination between self-importance and lack of self-confidence, to exorcise from us the dictatorial combination between the sense of justice for the others and the sense of self-pity, to eliminate the temptation of believing that we are too smart and that we are not exposed to mistakes even when we are criticizing others. Ultimately it is teaching us that having the last word doesn&#8217;t mean that we are right because sometimes after a good laugh there is nothing you can add.</em></p>
<p><strong><em>In healthy societies people know how to laugh at the mistakes not at the people who make them, to underline the wrong attitudes of a person through a joke but not to hate the person. They use different forms of laughter to protect themselves from the insidious but ridiculous influence of the ego.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I think that we can always find room (especially in such a serious blog as this one! <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> ) for humour and laughter.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I invite you all to participate with humour to this collection, with jokes, drawings, clips, that you consider significant for their meaning or just funny.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong>FROM HERE COMES THE JOKES&#8230;..</strong></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>1. THE ETERNAL JOKE&#8230; WITH JOHN<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">(Here one of my all time favorites…)</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A guy is sitting quietly in a bar drinking his carrot .juice when another guy runs into the bar and shouts to him:</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;">“<span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Come quick John, your car has been stolen”.</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The guy at the bar jumps up, runs out the bar into the street and there he realizes: “Hey, wait a minute, I don’t have a car”. So he goes back in the bar to finish his carrot juice.</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">After only few minutes, another guy runs into the bar shouting at him: “John come quick, your house is on fire! You must do something.”</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The guy at the bar jumps up , leaves his carrots juice and runs out the door .. once he is out on the street he is stricken by the revelation: “Hey hold on, I don’t have a house”.</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">So he goes back into the bar and gets himself another juice. </span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Soon after another comes into the bar crying and saying “ I am sorry John, I just heard your father died!”</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">With tears in his eyes the guy at the bar runs to the door, and when he is outside.. he realizes with amazement … “Hang on … I am not John!!!”</span></span></span></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>2. AMAZING CARICATURES!!! (on the subject of: &#8220;ridiculous &#8220;enemies&#8221; of NATHA&#8221;)</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">i just received some amazing caricatures from a very talented person! i will not yet reveal his name but maybe i will open a gallery with this theme (and then i will tell you his name). i think that laughing about the mistakes that were done in this campaign will help them to be understood and in the future we will avoid such situations. </span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">here they are! THANK YOU and i hope you will send more. </span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">1. Gollum was hunting the hobbits because he considered that they stole his property (his &#8220;precious&#8221;). he was trying all the time to make them regret having his property&#8230;. the author of the drawing is a genius! (only for those that know the bhoga case <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> )</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1670 aligncenter" title="NoSchmockingPlease" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/NoSchmockingPlease.jpg" alt="NoSchmockingPlease" width="425" height="567" /></span></span></span></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">2.  in the last month there were a lot of information coming out from the people that were initially just victims of these three people that i was calling in the end: the ridiculous &#8220;enemies&#8221; of NATHA. again this genius, collecting all the information, did  this:</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311" title="NathasEnemies" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/NathasEnemies1.jpg" alt="NathasEnemies" width="750" height="636" /><br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">3.  IN THE SAME DAY THE ABOVE DRAWINGS WERE PUBLISHED, SCHMOLLUM BROUGHT THE ORCS TO BHOGA ASHRAM, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THE PROPHETIC VALUE OF THESE DRAWINGS. THE ATTITUDE SHOWN BY SCHMOLLUM WAS EXACTLY THE SAME JUST MORE VIOLENT THAN THE PATHETIC CHARACTER GOLLUM. THE NEW ELEMENT IS THE &#8220;ALL SEEING EYE&#8221; THAT STARTS TO APPEAR CLEARER BEHIND THE WHOLE ACTION. HERE IS ONE MORE DRAWING FROM THE SAME AUTHOR:</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2313" title="JPConductingTheMedia-1024x691" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/JPConductingTheMedia-1024x6913.jpg" alt="JPConductingTheMedia-1024x691" width="750" height="507" /><br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">3. THE BLONDE IN THE SPORTS CAR<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">A blonde is driving a sports car on a mountain road, listening to the radio at full volume while paying little attention to the road. At a point she tries to overtake a truck and by manoeuvring strangely she almost forces it off the road. The truck driver goes mad and starts to follow the sports car until he sees it in a carpark. The truck driver pulls in and asks the blonde to get out of her car. He then draws a circle on the ground, puts the blonde inside it and yells: &#8220;do not move out of the circle or you are in trouble!&#8221;.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Then the truck driver takes a knife from the truck and scratches the leather upholstered driver&#8217;s seat of the sports car. When he turns and looks at the blonde, he sees that she is smiling. His  anger mounting, he runs to the truck and takes out a baseball bat. He then smashes the windscreen of the sport car, but when he looks at the blonde she is laughing. Seeing red, the truck driver takes the knife and slashes all the car&#8217;s tyres, but when he turns to the blonde she is laughing hysterically. Almost suffocating with anger the truck driver ask the blonde: &#8220;what&#8217;s the matter? Why are you laughing so much???!&#8221;. After catching her breath the blonde replies with an innocent style: &#8220;every time you turned away I was stepping out of the circle!&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">4. THE MIDNIGHT LECTURE</span></span></span></strong></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">It is midnight and a drunk is resting against a wall looking as though he needs to make a decision. A police car that is passing by stops and the officer says to the man:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;Where are you going?&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;I am heading to a lecture about the noxious effects of  alcohol upon the health.&#8221; The drunk replies  without any heart.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">- &#8220;At this hour? Who is keeping that lecture?&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">-&#8221; My wife and probably my mother in law too.&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">5. THE GREAT TEAM</span></span></span></strong><strong> <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </strong></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Exploring a deep forest, a team formed by an American, a German, a Jew and a black guy are carefully advancing through the thick vegetation. A caterpillar falls from a tree onto the American. He is immediately takes it and throws it and it lands on the German. The German carefully looks at it and decide to threw it over his shoulder and it is falls on the Jew.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The jew takes  it and after a short evaluation is throws  it back and it lands on the black guy. The last one takes the caterpillar and eats it.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Going further in the forest, another caterpillar falls from the tree on the american, he is throwing it on the german, the german throw it over his shoulder and the jew catch it and turning to the black is asking:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;Do you want to buy a caterpillar?&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">6. THE POWER OF HABIT</span></span></span></strong><strong> </strong>(the polar version of JOHN joke)</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">While the couple is making love passionately the doorbell is ringing. She is scared and jumping up and tell to her lover:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;Quickly, my husband must have forgot the keys home and he is ringing at the door! Get in the closet!&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">after the guy enters the closet, in few moments he exit and says:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;wait a minute, i am your husband! Baby we are so stressed&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">7. INNOCENCE</span></span></span></strong><strong> </strong></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">A driver is laterally hitting lightly with the car a guy that is crossing the street, after few meters the car stop and the driver shout through the window:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;Hey!!! Watch out!&#8221;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The guy jump up and ask innocently</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;Why? Are you driving backward now? &#8220;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">8. SHAKTI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1883" title="Shakti" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/Shakti3.jpg" alt="Shakti" width="692" height="887" /></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">9. THE VOW OF SILENCE</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><em><strong>&#8220;The following  is an excellent joke about the way some people are joining the spiritual school and stay on the path. The answer his guru gave was also brilliant. If you think you are on the spiritual path, make sure you will not end up after many years with a mind full of complaints and void of anything else!</strong></em>&#8220;</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">10. </span></span></span>&#8220;SHAKTI NEVER STOPS KICKING OUR BUTT TO EVOLVE EVEN WHEN SHE IS A GRANDMA! &#8220;</strong></p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">11. </span></span></span>&#8220;The search for a greener grass leads us to big surprises&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>THE POWER OF IMPROVEMENT</strong></p>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">12. FOUR MEN ON A HIKE</span></span></span>&#8230;..</p>
<p><span>Four men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:<br />
&#8220;God, please give me the strength to cross the river.&#8221;</span></p>
<div><span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black;">Poof! &#8230; God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.</span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black;">After witnessing that, the second man prayed: &#8220;God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river&#8221;</span></div>
<p>Poof! &#8230;. God gave him a rowing boat,strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.</p>
<p>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:<br />
&#8220;God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river&#8221;</p>
<p>Poof! &#8230; He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, walked 1km upstream and walked across the bridge.</p>
<p>and the fourth one who was wise and learned from the others mistakes prayed:<br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black;">&#8220;God please take me across the river&#8221; </span></p>
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<div><span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black;">And poof he was on the other side&#8230;</span></div>
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">13. </span></span></span></strong>YOU CAN&#8217;T HIDE WHAT YOU ARE, BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE GOES WITH YOUR ACTIONS!</p>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.&#8221;If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?&#8221; she asked.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. &#8221;You have 171 sheep,&#8221; said the blonde in triumph.</span></div>
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<p><span style="font-family: times new roman,helvetica;">Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.</span></p>
<p>She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, &#8220;if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?&#8221;</p>
<p>The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. &#8220;You&#8217;re a blonde! Now give me back my dog.&#8221;</p>
<p>She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, &#8220;if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?&#8221;</p>
<p>The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. &#8220;You&#8217;re a blonde! Now give me back my dog.&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>14.</strong><strong>&#8220;THE ILLUSORY GAME OF SHAKTI&#8230;.MAYA&#8230;.OR WHY SOMETIMES WE CANNOT FIND THE PATH</strong></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-weight: bold;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">15. </span></span></span></strong><strong> </strong>Funny and completely useless statistics</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">You have more chances to be struck by lightening than to win the  lottery.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">21% of people make their bed every day. 5% never make it.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">13% of the grownups have spent at least one night in prison.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">85% of women wear bra in the wrong size.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">82% of people believe in life after death.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">45% believe in ghosts.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">10% have changed at least once the label of a product in order to pay less.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">22% of the meals served in a restaurant contain French fries.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">9% of women and 8% of men have had at least one aesthetic operation.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">33% of women lie about their weight.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">10% claim they saw a ghost.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">One out of two persons wash their hands after they have been to toilet.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">An adult of over 50 years old has spent an average of 5 years waiting in the queue.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Less then 10% can speak more then 2 foreign languages.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">53% read their horoscope regularly.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">40% marry to their first love.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Most of family fights are about money.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">One out of five men proposes to his lover on his knees.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">4 out of 5 persons sing in the car.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">56% of men made love at the office.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">One out of three persons had an affair.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Women blink twice as much as men.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">China has more English speakers then USA.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The purse of a women weighs something between 1.5 and 2.5 kg.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The chances to die in a flight accident are less then the chances to die hit by a donkey.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">16. HONESTY IS NOT ALWAYS AN EXPRESSION OF LOVE!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&#8220;The wife of an old prisoner is very distressed and asks to have a meeting with the prison chief.<br />
She meets the prison chief and says to him&#8221; I am very concerned about my husband, he works very hard, he is constantly tired and is hardly sleeping, I think you should give him an easier job..&#8221;<br />
the chief replies &#8220;But mam , your husbands task is very simple , he sticks labels on bottles, would you say this is hard work?&#8221;<br />
and she exclaims loudly, &#8221; The old liar, he told me he is digging a tunnel&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">17. LEARNING THE SECRETS OF POLARITY&#8230; WITHOUT PROPER TEACHERS!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1943" title="orgasm thingy001(3)" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/orgasm-thingy00132-300x253.jpg" alt="orgasm thingy001(3)" width="300" height="253" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">18.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1936" title="woman-spec-sheet" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/woman-spec-sheet1.jpg" alt="woman-spec-sheet" width="667" height="800" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p>19.  Once upon a time there was a young man that wanted to become the greatest writer. When asked to define “greatest”, he said:</p>
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;">I want to write things that everybody reads, things to which everybody has an emotional reaction, things that make them shout, cry, scream, struggle and torment themselves for hours&#8230;days&#8230;!<br />
Now he works for Microsoft and he writes the error messages!<br />
&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>20. IT IS BETTER TO PREVENT THAN TO ASK TOO LATE FOR HELP.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1950" title="tweety funny prayer" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/tweety-funny-prayer.jpg" alt="tweety funny prayer" width="450" height="450" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p>21. A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,</p>
<p>nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine..<br />
&#8216;House&#8217; for instance, is feminine: &#8216;la casa.&#8217;  &#8216;Pencil,&#8217; however, is masculine: &#8216;el  lapiz.&#8217;</p>
<p>A student asked, &#8216;What gender is &#8216;computer&#8217;?'  Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class<br />
into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide  for themselves whether computer&#8217; should be a masculine<br />
or a feminine noun.  Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.<br />
The men&#8217;s group decided that &#8216;computer&#8217; should definitely be of the feminine gender (&#8216;la  computadora&#8217;), because:</p>
<p>1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic</p>
<p>2. The native language they use to communicate with other<br />
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;<br />
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term<br />
memory for possible later retrieval; and<br />
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find<br />
yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.<br />
(THIS GETS BETTER!)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The women&#8217;s group, however, concluded that computers  should be Masculine (&#8216;el computador&#8217;), because:</p>
<p>1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them<br />
on;</p>
<p>2. They have a lot of data but still can&#8217;t think for  themselves;</p>
<p>3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half  the time they ARE the problem; and</p>
<p>4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you  had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better<br />
model.</p>
<p>The women won.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Our strength grows out of our weaknesses&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">22.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1961 aligncenter" title="movie" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/movie1.jpg" alt="movie" width="450" height="329" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">23 . MEN IN SEARCH OF THEIR MASCULINE IDENTITY</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1975" title="BOYS copy" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/BOYS-copy.jpg" alt="BOYS copy" width="700" height="874" /></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
</span></span></span></p>
<p>24. THE WOMAN&#8217;S WAY IN DEALING  WITH  LIFE&#8217;S PROBLEMS IS OFTEN SURPRISINGLY SIMPLE AND WISE.<br />
THIS IS WHY SHE IS SUCH A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION. TAKE THIS FOR EXAMPLE&#8230;.</p>
<p>A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on airplane. The woman sneezes, takes out a tissue, and gently wipes her nose and starts to shake, and then she smiles to herself and continues to read her book. A few minutes later, she sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and then starts to shiver and shake. A few more minutes pass before the woman sneezes and starts to shiver and shake again, this continues throughout the flight. Eventually, the man says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t help noticing that you keep sneezing and shaking. Are you OK?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry if I&#8217;m disturbing you,&#8221; says the woman. &#8220;I&#8217;m suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.&#8221; &#8220;Are you taking anything for it?&#8221; he asks.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; says the woman. &#8220;Pepper.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"> </span></span></p>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: #000000;"> </span> <span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</span></span></span></div>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>25. Humorous pills</strong><strong>&#8230; Part One</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>All generalizations are false&#8230; including this one.</li>
<li>Borrow money from a pessimistic. He won&#8217;t expect you would give it back.</li>
<li>Death is hereditary.</li>
<li>Do not be irreplaceable. If you cannot be replaced, then you will never be promoted.</li>
<li>Experience is something you have only when you don&#8217;t need it anymore.</li>
<li>Few women reveal their real age. Few men act according to their actual age.</li>
<li>He who laughs last has a slow mind.</li>
<li>Whoever believes in telekinesis, lift up my hand!</li>
<li>I took an intelligence test and the results were negative.</li>
<li>I used to be indecisive. Now, I&#8217;m not so sure anymore.</li>
<li>If the Barbie doll is so popular, why do we have to buy friends for her?</li>
<li>If you have the impression that nobody cares that you are alive, try not paying interest to the bank for a few months.</li>
<li>Multitasking means to do more things wrong, at the same time!</li>
<li>Puritanism: fear that somebody, somewhere could be happy.</li>
<li>Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.</li>
<li>Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others only gargle.<span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></li>
</ol>
</div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"> </span></span> <span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</span></span></span></div>
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<p><strong>26.</strong><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">. </span></span></span><strong>Humorous pills</strong><strong>&#8230; Part Two </strong></p>
<ol>
<li>The shortest road between two points is constantly under construction.</li>
<li>There are three types of people: those who can count and those who cannot.</li>
<li>Stealing ideas from one person is called a plagiary. Stealing ideas from more people is called research.</li>
<li>Why is abbreviation such a long word?</li>
<li>Women who want to be equal to men are not ambitious.</li>
<li>I prayed God to give me a bike, but I found out that God does not put things in your pocket. So, I stole a bike and I prayed for forgiveness.</li>
<li>Women will never be equal to men until they will be able to feel sexy despite the bold head and the big belly.</li>
<li>God alone loves stupid people. Otherwise, he wouldn&#8217;t have created so many.</li>
<li>We live in a society where pizza reaches a location faster then the police.</li>
<li>A man in love is not complete until he gets married. After that, he is finished.</li>
<li>You know that the world has turned upside down when the best rapper is white, the best golf player is black and the tallest basketball player in NBA is Chinese.</li>
<li>A new governmental study financed through European funds and lasting for a period of 10 years concluded that three quarters of Romania&#8217;s population means 75% of the population.</li>
<li>I intend to live forever. So far I&#8217;m in the scheme.</li>
<li>The psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said I need a second opinion. He said that I am also ugly.</li>
<li>The bank is the place where you can borrow money as long as you prove you do not need it.</li>
</ol>
</div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</span></span></span></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>27.</strong> <strong>Typical things for the zodiac signs to say after they make love&#8230;</strong></span></span></span><strong> </strong></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt; text-align: left;"><strong>Aries</strong></div>
<div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; color: #000000; font-size: 12pt; text-align: left;">
<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s do it again&#8221; <strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>Taurus</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s the cake&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Gemini</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Where is the remote control for the TV&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Cancer</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;So, we get married now?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Leo</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I told you I am the best&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Virgo</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Now I have to change the bed sheets&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Libra</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I liked it if you liked it&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Scorpio</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Now I can untie you&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Sagittarius </strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Don’t call me I will call you&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Capricorn</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s my business card&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Aquarius</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Maybe next time we can do it without our clothes?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Pieces</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;So what s your name?&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">28. </span></span></span>An American journalist interviews an old Texan, over the age of 100.<br />
At one point the journalist asks:<br />
&#8220;Sir, do you know that for the first time in the history  USA has a colored president?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;You must be kidding, it is impossible&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No, seriously&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Come on, leave me alone,  we leave in America, this is impossible!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Look at the news paper titles: New York Times &#8211; &#8220;Barack Obama &#8211; The first colored president at the White House&#8221;, Washington Post &#8211; &#8220;For the first time  colored citizen becomes president&#8221;&#8230;<br />
&#8220;Extraordinary &#8230; it is incredible, his owner must be very proud..&#8221;<span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">29. &#8220;Business Time&#8221;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-family: ArialMT,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">This video shows the brilliant way in which couple relationships can end up when a couple doesn&#8217;t know anything about sexual continence, and when the polarity disappears and routine comes in they don&#8217;t know how to counterbalance this&#8230;.</span></span></span></p>
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<p>30. There were some children queuing for their lunch in the canteen of a Catholic School.</p>
<p>A pile of apples was placed on a table with the following message written by the nuns:</p>
<p>&#8220;Only take one apple each, God is watching you!&#8221;.</p>
<p>At the other side of the table there was a pile of chocolate. One of the kids wrote:</p>
<p>&#8220;Take as much chocolate as you like, God is watching the apples!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p>31. How can you get rid of the mad cow disease?</p>
<p>Get a Divorce!!</p>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>32. <em> </em><em>A cruise liner was approaching a remote island, the passengers were startled to see a bearded, half naked, bare footed guy jumping up and down on the beach waving his arms in the air..<br />
A passenger asked the capain &#8220;What on earth is wrong with that guy?&#8221;<br />
And the captain answers &#8220;I have not got a clue, but he goes crazy everytime we pass by here&#8221; </em>.</p>
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<p>33. The son of a sheik was studying in Bucharest. When his parents asked him how he felt, he said that he was generally good, but felt embarrassed arriving at school in his Mercedes 500, when he sees his teacher arriving in a tram.</p>
<p>After a few days he received a 1 million dollars cheque and a telegram: &#8220;Don&#8217;t ruin our family name! Get yourself a tram also!&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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<p>34. The Chubb Chubbs are coming!!!</p>
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<p><strong>35. Blonde desperately needed money</strong></p>
<p>A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.</p>
<p>She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221;</p>
<p>She then wrote a big note saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.&#8221;</p>
<p>The blonde then pinned the note to the kid&#8217;s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.</p>
<p>The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, &#8220;How could you do this to a fellow blonde?&#8221;</p>
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<p>36. &#8220;Women rarely reveal their age and men rarely act their age&#8221;</p>
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<p>37. A new supermarket is opening in the forest. All the animals cue over night excitedly waiting for it to open.<br />
Suddenly a little rabbit shows up and wants to get to the front of the cue .. he says politely &#8220;Excuse me, can i please pass&#8221;</p>
<p>The bear growls angrily and says &#8220;No you may not , we have been waiting here all night &#8221;  He promptly picks the rabbit up by his ears and throws him to the back of the cue&#8230;</p>
<p>The rabbit bruised and dazed stands up and tries again to get through the crowd of animals.. When the wolf sees the rabbit , he goes crazy and says “ Who do you think you are? “ and kicks the rabbits butt, so he flies to the back of the cue…</p>
<p>But again the rabbit gets up and persistently tries to make his way through..</p>
<p>When the fox sees him he is very angry and pushes him so he rolls down the hill…</p>
<p>Then, the rabbit, full of bruises and very upset, stands up and starts shouting:<br />
&#8220;That&#8217;s it, I am fed up and very upset and I will not be opening the shop today!&#8221;</p>
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<p>38.  Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf. It&#8217;s Moses turn first, he hits the ball and it lands in a lake. Seeing this Moses hits the ground with his staff and miraculously the water parts, he walks in and  hits the ball again, it rolls into the hole.<br />
Next it&#8217;s Jesus&#8217;s turn. He hits the ball, the balls flies in the air almost landing in the lake. Before it falls the ball slows down and  Jesus walks quickly over the water, he hits the ball again and he scores.<br />
Now it is the old mans turn. He hits the ball very relaxed, paying little attention. The ball falls into the lake and a frog eats it. A big stork picks the frog up in his beak and flies away. Immediately a hunter shoots the stork , who falls to the ground,  dropping the frog and the ball rolls nicely into the hole.<br />
Seeing this Moses turns to Jesus quite annoyed and says:  &#8220;That&#8217;s it I had enough, I am not playing golf with your father ever again!&#8221;</p>
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<p>39.  The Pope arrived in the airport.</p>
<p>After getting all of  his luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.</p>
<p>&#8220;Excuse me, your Eminence, &#8220;says the driver, &#8220;Would you please take your seat so we can leave?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, to tell you the truth,&#8221; says the Pope, &#8220;they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I&#8217;d really like to drive today.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I&#8217;d lose my job! And what if something should happen?&#8221; protests the driver.</p>
<p>”Oh please. It would make me very happy.”</p>
<p>The driver didn’t want to disappoint the Pope, so he climbed in the back of the car and let the Pope take the steering wheel!</p>
<p>However on exiting the airport, with a wide grin on his face the Pope accelerates the car and quickly goes well above the speed limit to one hundred and eighty kilometers per hour.</p>
<p>The driver is very nervous and pleads with the Pope to slow down.</p>
<p>Within minutes they hear the police sirens.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, dear God, I&#8217;m gonna lose my license,&#8221; moans the driver.</p>
<p>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the policeman approaches, but the policeman takes one look at him, and returns to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.</p>
<p>&#8220;I need to talk to the Chief,&#8221; he says to the dispatcher.</p>
<p>The Chief gets on the radio and the policeman tells him that he&#8217;s stopped a limo going at one hundred and eighty kilometers per hour.</p>
<p>&#8220;So bust him,&#8221; said the Chief.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think we want to do that, he&#8217;s really important,&#8221; said the policeman.</p>
<p>Chief exclaimed, &#8220;All the more reason!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, I mean really important,&#8221;</p>
<p>The Chief then asked, &#8220;Who is it, the Mayor?&#8221;</p>
<p>Policeman: &#8220;Bigger.&#8221;</p>
<p>Chief: &#8220;Governor?&#8221;</p>
<p>Policeman: &#8220;Bigger.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the Chief, &#8220;Who is it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Policeman: &#8220;I think it&#8217;s God!&#8221;</p>
<p>Chief: &#8220;What makes you think it&#8217;s God?&#8221;</p>
<p>Policeman: &#8220;Well, he&#8217;s got the Pope as His chauffeur!!”</p>
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<p>40. Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.  They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.  If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.<br />
The boy’s mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.  The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8-year-old first thing in the morning, and the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.<br />
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, &#8220;Do you know where God is, son?&#8221;<br />
The boy&#8217;s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.  So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, &#8220;Where is God?!&#8221;<br />
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.  The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy&#8217;s face and bellowed, &#8220;WHERE IS GOD?!&#8221;<br />
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.<br />
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, &#8220;What happened?&#8221;<br />
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, &#8220;We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!”</p>
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<p>41. The optimist sees <em>‘the light at the end of the tunnel!’</em></p>
<p>The pessimist sees <em>&#8216;the darkness of the tunnel’ </em></p>
<p>The realist sees <em>&#8216;the lights of the approaching train’</em></p>
<p>And the train driver sees three people wandering on the train track!!</p>
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<p>42. A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat<br />
down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter<br />
reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on<br />
the table. The diner was impressed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?&#8221;</p>
<p>The waiter replied, &#8220;Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency consultant<br />
out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the<br />
table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.&#8221;</p>
<p>The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented,<br />
&#8220;Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging<br />
from your fly?&#8221;</p>
<p>The waiter replied, &#8220;Yes, we all do. Seems that the same consultant<br />
determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the<br />
men&#8217;s room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I<br />
need to go, I simply pull the string, go, and return to work. Having<br />
never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of<br />
time.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; said the diner, &#8220;how do you get your penis back in your<br />
pants?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.&#8221;</p>
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<p>43. In the middle of the jungle a man takes out his violin and starts to play the most divine music, and one by one the wild animals are drawn to the divine melodies&#8230;  the lions are the last to hear and slowly they move towards the man after circulating around him they sit down in perfect peace and stillness enraptured by the beauty&#8230;after a while the oldest lion of the pack arrives and he promptly eats the violinist.. On a branch nearby two eagles are speaking .. &#8220;I told you that the music would end when the deaf lion arrives!!!&#8221;</p>
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<p>44. A guy is arrested and taken to the police station for selling &#8216;the elixir of immortality&#8217; . His charges were &#8216;fraud and deception&#8217; and his punishment was more severe because he was a known re offender &#8211; he had committed the same crimes in 1794, 1856, 1928 2009&#8230;.</p>
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<p>45. I woman goes to her priest and says to him &#8221; I have just bought two parrots, they used to live in a brothel and all they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That is a problem,&#8221; the priest says, &#8220;but I have a solution!&#8221;</p>
<p>I have two male parrots whom   I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will transform quickly  in their presence.&#8221;</p>
<p>The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in the same cage as the male   parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hi, we’re prostitutes.&#8221; say the females. &#8220;Do you want to have some fun?&#8221;</p>
<p>The parrots look at one another and start to squawk!! &#8220;Thank God!! Our prayers have been answered at last!!!!&#8221;</p>
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<p>46. Jim a young Scottish lad decides to have a change of scenery and  moves to LA, he rents a room in an apartment block.After a few months he speaks to his mother on the phone , and she asks him how he is and if he has made any friends&#8230; Jim tells her he is very well, but he has some very strange neighbors.. The guy next door is constantly banging his head on the wall, the woman the other side is screaming all day and the guy above gets into fits of temper and stamps his feet on the floor so much that he makes the  ceiling and light fittings shake. His mother is very worried and says &#8220;Oh Jim, with people like that around you better keep out of their way!&#8221; He replies &#8221; Don&#8217;t worry about me Ma, I stay in doors all day and I try to ignore them by playing my bag pipes!&#8221;</p>
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<p>47. A man goes into a bookstore, and asks where he can find the book titled &#8220;The superiority of the man over the woman&#8221;.<br />
The bookseller told him to search for it on the top floor of the store, and to look under the utopia or science fiction section.</p>
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<p>48. THE TYPICAL CHAIN OF RESPONSIBILITY IN A KARMA YOGA TEAM!<span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span> </span></span><br />
<strong>1. What went wrong?<br />
</strong>This is the story of four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.<br />
There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.<br />
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.<br />
Somebody&#8217;s got angry, because it was Everybody&#8217;s job.<br />
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it<br />
But Nobody asked Anybody.<br />
It ended up that the job wasn&#8217;t done, and Everybody blamed Somebody,<br />
when actually Nobody asked Anybody!</p>
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<p>49.  A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours.<br />
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.<br />
&#8216;I would do anything to pass this exam.&#8217;<br />
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.<br />
&#8216;I mean&#8230;&#8217; she whispers, &#8216;&#8230;I would do&#8230;<br />
**anything**!!!&#8217;<br />
He returns her gaze. &#8216;Anything???&#8217;<br />
&#8216;Yes,&#8230; Anything!!!&#8217;<br />
His voice turns to a whisper. &#8216;Would you&#8230;&#8230; study???&#8217;</p>
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<p>50. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and asmile, gave him a broom and said, &#8220;Your first job will be to sweep out the store.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But I&#8217;m a college graduate,&#8221; the young man replied indignantly.<br />
&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m sorry. I didn&#8217;t know that,&#8221; said the manager. &#8220;Here, give me the broom &#8211; I&#8217;ll show you how.&#8221;</p>
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<p>51. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.</p>
<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s try to make this look natural &#8220;she said. &#8220;Junior, put your arm around your dad&#8217;s shoulder.&#8221;</p>
<p>The father answered, &#8220;If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?&#8221;</p>
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<p>52. Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, &#8220;Tell me Janice, who created the universe?&#8221; When Janice didn&#8217;t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>God Almighty!</em>&#8221; shouted Janice and the teacher said, &#8220;Very good&#8221; and Janice fell back asleep.</p>
<p>A while later the teacher asked Janice, &#8220;Who is our Lord and Saviour.&#8221; But, Janice didn&#8217;t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Jesus Christ!</em>&#8221; shouted Janice and the teacher said, &#8220;Very good,&#8221; and Janice fell back asleep.</p>
<p>Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. &#8220;What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?&#8221; and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.</p>
<p>This time Janice jumped up and shouted, &#8220;<em>If you stick me with that thing one more time, I&#8217;ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230; the teacher fainted!</p>
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<p>53. FOR ALL THOSE THAT RUN OUT OF IDEAS &#8230;.</p>
<p>A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an &#8216;exotic&#8217; pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.</p>
<p>The sign says:<br />
&#8220;SEX FROGS&#8221;<br />
Only $20 each!<br />
Comes with &#8216;complete&#8217; instructions.</p>
<p>The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody&#8217;s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, &#8220;I&#8217;ll TAKE one!&#8221;<br />
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, &#8220;Just follow the instructions!</p>
<p>The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:</p>
<p>1. Take a shower.</p>
<p>2. Splash on some nice perfume.</p>
<p>3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.</p>
<p>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.</p>
<p>She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, &#8220;If you have any problems or questions &#8230; please call the pet store.&#8221;<br />
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right over.&#8221;</p>
<p>Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, &#8220;See, I&#8217;ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!&#8221;</p>
<p>The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares &#8216;directly into its eyes&#8217; and STERNLY says:</p>
<p>&#8220;LISTEN TO ME!!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m only going to show you how to do this ONE .. MORE &#8230; TIME!!!&#8221;</p>
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<p>54. <span style="font-size: small;">This joke illustrates the law of relativity in &#8230;. real life.<br />
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<p>Banta Singh walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.</p>
<p>When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.</p>
<p>The bartender asks him, &#8220;You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.&#8221;</p>
<p>Banta Singh replies, &#8220;Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I&#8217;m here in London . When they left home, we promised that we&#8217;ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.&#8221;</p>
<p>The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.</p>
<p>Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He&#8217;d order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.</p>
<p>One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.</p>
<p>When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says,&#8221; I don&#8217;t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.&#8221;</p>
<p>Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs&#8230;. &#8220;Oh, no,&#8221;</p>
<p>He said, &#8220;Everyone&#8217;s fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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<p>55. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bed room where he rattled her senseless.</p>
<p>After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, ‘So, you finish?’ She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, ‘No.’</p>
<p>Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, ‘You finish?’</p>
<p>Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, ‘No.’ Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.</p>
<p>Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, ‘You finish?’</p>
<p>Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, ‘No, I Norwegian.’</p>
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<p>56. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home, so he prayed:</p>
<p>&#8220;Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.&#8221;</p>
<p>God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man&#8217;s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a his wife, and she as him.</p>
<p>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, fed them breakfast, taught them English and Math, put them all in the car and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the check book.</p>
<p>He cleaned the cat&#8217;s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Taught the kids Science and Social Studies.</p>
<p>At 3:30 p.m. he dropped one child off at a scout meeting, another at soccer practice and the third at piano lessons, then went home and set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.</p>
<p>At 6:30 p.m. he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.</p>
<p>At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren&#8217;t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.</p>
<p>The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, &#8220;Lord, I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife&#8217;s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, &#8220;My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You&#8217;ll just have to wait nine months, though&#8230;</p>
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<p>You got pregnant last night.&#8221;</p>
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<p>57.  INNOCENCE IS MORE THAN IT APPEARS&#8230;</p>
<p>1) NUDITY</p>
<p>I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, &#8216;Mom, that lady isn&#8217;t wearing a seat belt!&#8217;</p>
<p>2) OPINIONS</p>
<p>On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, &#8216;The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.&#8217;</p>
<p>3) KETCHUP</p>
<p>A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. &#8216;Mommy can&#8217;t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She&#8217;s hitting the bottle.&#8217;</p>
<p>4) MORE NUDITY<br />
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the womens&#8217; locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, &#8216;What&#8217;s the matter, haven&#8217;t you ever seen a little boy before?&#8217;<br />
5) POLICE # 1</p>
<p>While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, &#8216;Are you a cop? &#8216;Yes,&#8217; I answered and continued writing the report. &#8216;My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?&#8217; &#8216;Yes, that&#8217;s right,&#8217; I told her. &#8216;Well, then,&#8217; she said as she extended her foot toward me, &#8216;would you please tie my shoe?&#8217;</p>
<p>6) POLICE # 2</p>
<p>It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. &#8216;Is that a dog you got back there?&#8217; he asked.<br />
&#8216;It sure is,&#8217; I replied.<br />
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, &#8216;What did he do?&#8217;</p>
<p>7) ELDERLY</p>
<p>While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, &#8216;The tooth fairy will never believe this!&#8217;<br />
 <img src='http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> DRESS-UP</p>
<p>A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, &#8216;Daddy, you shouldn&#8217;t wear that suit.&#8217;<br />
&#8216;And why not, darling?&#8217;<br />
&#8216;You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.&#8217;</p>
<p>9) DEATH</p>
<p>While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.<br />
The ministers&#8217; son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: &#8216;Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.&#8217; (I want this line used at my funeral!)</p>
<p>10) SCHOOL</p>
<p>A little girl had just finished her first week of school. &#8216;I&#8217;m just wasting my time,&#8217; she said to her mother. &#8216;I can&#8217;t read, I can&#8217;t write, and they won&#8217;t let me talk!&#8217;</p>
<p>11) BIBLE</p>
<p>A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.<br />
&#8216;Mama, look what I found,&#8217; the boy called out.<br />
&#8216;What have you got there, dear?&#8217;<br />
With astonishment in the young boys&#8217; voice, he answered, &#8216;I think it&#8217;s Adams&#8217; underwear!&#8217;</p>
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<p>58. The first signs of swine flu!</p>
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<p>59. Once a rich man gave a big donation following this God appeared to him in a revelation. The rich man asked him if he could take some of his objects with him when he dies. God told him that it wasn’t possible to take things from this life to the afterlife. Yet our man insisted and prayed and in the end God said: &#8220;Ok, you can take one suitcase with you when you die&#8221;</p>
<p>After some years, when our man got sick and felt he was about to die, he filled a suitcase with gold bars and placed it close beside himself. Within a few hours he died. He found himself standing in front of the pearly gates, carrying his suitcase. At the gate the angel on duty told him that he could not past the gates with the suitcase. The man replied that he had a special agreement with God to take the suitcase with him,</p>
<p>The angel called for St Peter (the chief guardian of Heaven) to check this unusual request.</p>
<p>St Peter came and asked the man again, on hearing the story he asked to look in the  case. When the man opened it St Peter exclaimed: &#8220;Paving stones? This is what you wanted to bring here???&#8221;</p>
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<p>60. A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he</p>
<p>decided to send an e-mail to his wife.</p>
<p>However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without</p>
<p>realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.</p>
<p>Meanwhile&#8230; .Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her</p>
<p>husband&#8217;s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting</p>
<p>condolence messages from relatives and friends.</p>
<p>After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow&#8217;s son rushed into</p>
<p>the  room, found his mother on the floor  and saw the computer screen</p>
<p>which read :</p>
<p>To: My Loving Wife</p>
<p>Subject: I&#8217;ve reached</p>
<p>Date: 16 Mar 2008</p>
<p><em> I know you&#8217;re surprised to hear from me.</em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em> They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved</em></p>
<p><em> ones. I&#8217;ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything</em></p>
<p><em> has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.</em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em> Looking forward to see you TOMORROW!</em></p>
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<p>61. The state of innocence of the child, in comparison with the rigid minds of the grown ups…</p>
<p>A first-grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty four students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It&#8217;s hard to believe these were actually done by six-year-olds! Their insight may surprise you.</p>
<p>1. Don&#8217;t change horses&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. until they stop running.</p>
<p>2. Strike while the&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. bug is close.</p>
<p>3. It&#8217;s always darkest before&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Daylight Saving Time.</p>
<p>4. Never underestimate the power of&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. termites.</p>
<p>5. You can lead a horse to water but&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. how?</p>
<p>6. Don&#8217;t bite the hand that&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. looks dirty.</p>
<p>7. No news&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. impossible.</p>
<p>8. A miss is as good as a&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Mr.</p>
<p>9. You can&#8217;t teach an old dog new&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. math.</p>
<p>10. If you lie down with dogs, you&#8217;ll&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. stink in the morning.</p>
<p>11. Love all, trust&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. me.</p>
<p>12. The pen is mightier than the&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. pigs.</p>
<p>13. An idle mind is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. the best way to relax.</p>
<p>14. Where&#8217;s there&#8217;s smoke, there&#8217;s&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. pollution.</p>
<p>15. Happy is the bride who&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. gets all the presents.</p>
<p>16. A penny saved is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. not much.</p>
<p>17. Two&#8217;s company, three&#8217;s&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. the Musketeers.</p>
<p>18. Don&#8217;t put off till tomorrow what&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. you put on to go to bed.</p>
<p>19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. you have to blow your nose.</p>
<p>20. There are none so blind as&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Stevie Wonder.</p>
<p>21. Children should be seen and not&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. spanked or grounded.</p>
<p>22. If at first you don&#8217;t succeed&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. get new batteries.</p>
<p>23. You get out of something only what you&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. see in the picture on the box.</p>
<p>24. When the blind lead the blind&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. get out of the way.</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">A former Tennessee Congressman was seated next to a little girl on</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8216;Let&#8217;s  talk. I&#8217;ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.&#8217;</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">The little girl, who had  just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, &#8216;What would</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">you like to talk  about?&#8217;</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8216;Oh, I don&#8217;t know,&#8217; said the southern  congressman.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8216;How about global warming or universal health care&#8217;, and he smiles smugly.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">OK, &#8216; she said. &#8216;Those could be interesting  topics. But let me ask you a question first.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">while a cow  turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Why  do you suppose that is?&#8217;</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl&#8217;s intelligence, thinks about it and says,</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8216;Hmmm, I have no idea.&#8217;</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">To which the  little girl replies, &#8216;Do you really feel qualified to  discuss global warming or</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">universal health care when you don&#8217;t know  shit?</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><em>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</em></p>
<p style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><em>63. </em></p>
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<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p>64. Now all is clear: THIS IS THE WAY A WOMAN&#8217;S BRAIN WORKS. EACH BLUE BALL IS A THOUGHT.</p>
<p>For man is simple: he only has two balls&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">65.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">A PLUMBER WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">THIS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE!!!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">PRIVACY PLEASE!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">THIS IS GOING TO HURT!</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">66.                                                                                   HOW TO DEAL WITH PROBLEM NEIGHBOURS</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/problem-neighbours.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2747" title="problem neighbours" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/problem-neighbours-300x169.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/forgot1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2755" title="forgot" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/forgot1-300x197.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="350" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">THE ASS FAMILY</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">GOOD REASON TO WEAR PYGAMAS TO BED..</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">LET ME EXPLAIN..</p>
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		<title>Plunder: When the rule of law is illegal</title>
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a book by Ugo Mattei and Laura Nader
This is a great book that gives an alternative point of view point upon the law system, some of the flaws in the way we understand the “rule of law” today, and the reasons why many crimes that take place nowadays are under our eyes and under [...]]]></description>
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<p>a book by Ugo Mattei and Laura Nader</p>
<p>This is a great book that gives an alternative point of view point upon the law system, some of the flaws in the way we understand the “rule of law” today, and the reasons why many crimes that take place nowadays are under our eyes and under the protection of law.</p>
<p>Many of  Laura Nader&#8217;s examples are strikingly factual for modern day, and not only for the American society – even if she is focused mainly on the American system. Whoever wants to find answers regarding the system we have today and the reason why this system fights so fiercely against any spiritual uprising will find in this lecture (and the book behind it) some excellent points.</p>
<p>It is not a fancy lecture with the speaker with charisma to cover the emptiness of their speech because her talk is full of significance and meaning. You just need to have a little patience in the beginning to tune in, and then the examples will blow your mind&#8230; and this is only a presentation.</p>
<p>With strong statements as “the Patriot Act is not patriotic!” this lecture is definitely not formal and not much into the main stream way of thinking (better say not thinking). It is also does not try to explain in any way the things but it is making amazing points regarding the system (especially the law system) and with some esoteric preparation anyone can realize the connections and find out the BIG PICTURE.</p>
<p>This book and the lecture are exceptional materials for those who are searching for the truth in a systematic way. The failure of the western civilization (but not only) in raising the human consciousness above the natural instincts becomes clearer after going through this material.</p>
<p>Who is behind this set of facts that are presented here is another story that the authors are not addressing too much but one thing is clear: <strong>THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG GOING ON IN OUR SYSTEM TODAY</strong>. Completing the other materials that I present here, this is an excellent work of research.</p>
<p>The answers to the questions in the end of the lecture are also brilliant and in the same line with the whole presentation, even less formal and very powerful. A worthwhile watch!</p>
<p>Here is the link to the amazon book offer: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Plunder-When-Rule-Law-Illegal/dp/1405178957">http://www.amazon.com/Plunder-When-Rule-Law-Illegal/dp/1405178957</a></p>
<p>Enjoy the lecture and thanks to Laura Nader!</p>
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		<title>Adina&#8217;s surprise birthday party</title>
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Here is one of the events very close to my heart: Adina&#8217;s birthday. This year (after more than 10 years) we shared her birthday celebration in a larger circle of friends.


I decided to share this event here, as homage to her and what is she for my life.
Friends, teachers, lovers, and students of NATHA, arranged [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Here is one of the events very close to my heart: Adina&#8217;s birthday. This year (after more than 10 years) we shared her birthday celebration in a larger circle of friends.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I decided to share this event here, as homage to her and what is she for my life.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Friends, teachers, lovers, and students of NATHA, arranged a surprise party for her in Concordia. It was wonderful to see how many people participated in the preparation of the party, and without Adina knowing almost anything. I say &#8216;almost&#8217; because with her feminine intuition, she tried to push me to say something by using the strategy of &#8216; making arrangements&#8217; for the evening of the 12th of June<em> </em>,<em> so that I </em>would then have to say that it&#8217;s not  possible due to &#8216;other&#8217; arrangements&#8230; but i didn&#8217;t say anything!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1580" title="a6" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/a61-300x225.jpg" alt="a6" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>A big surprise </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(THE PICTURE GALLERY IS A THE END OF THE ARTICLE)<br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">The idea was to give her a gift of love and transfiguration in an exemplary way, as for many years she has celebrated her birthday in a very small group of friends, and rarely celebrating with a party.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Adina&#8217;s day had been quiet, she had spent many hours meditating and she arrived in Concordia serene and completely unaware of the wonderful surprises that were awaiting her!!! I had told her that I wanted to take her for a romantic walk in the park and on the way we would have to pass by  Natha because I had left a book there.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The night had been prepared with a lot of love and great care of Adina and what most fits her. The gestures of love and the heartfelt thoughts were openly expressed and this was somehow the mark <em>(highlight) </em>of the evening. Even how the room was decorated in a beautiful, feminine, romantic and delicate way perfectly matching Adina&#8217;s soul and her qualities&#8230;.<strong><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1621" title="a1" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/a11-300x225.jpg" alt="a1" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>&#8220;The theme of the night was ‘Adoration of Shakti’!!!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The party was organized in the largest yoga hall in Concordia – Ananda, Ananda means bliss in Sanskrit, and the setting for the night was truly blissful!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">As Adina entered the hall, the room was in almost complete darkness and her eyes were closed while she was greeted by all the guests who had made a long passageway for her to walk through, we call it the &#8220;angel walk&#8221;, she was gently caressed and touched as she was escorted person by person into the center of the room… (this is usually one of her favorite exercises in the camps but now she was in the center of attention!)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1623" title="01" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/012-300x225.jpg" alt="01" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The angel walk</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It is a very special experience, the sensation of gentle touching and caressing evokes a feeling of expansion and opening at the level of the heart… and there she was&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1501 alignnone" title="10" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/10-225x300.jpg" alt="10" width="225" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Adina in a ‘blissful’ state</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">At the end of the passage of angels, she was gently lifted in the air, giving her the sensation of flying… an important experience for an air sign like her. After she was placed on a chair… opening her beautiful innocent eyes she was met by one of her dearest friends Cami, (Cami was also part of the surprise: having flown from Romania as a gift for Adina&#8230;)</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Special friends &#8211; Cami and Adina</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">One of our dear friends, Celestine, made a special dance whereby she was worshiping Shakti in Adina, in a ritualistic transfigured way. Indian music played whilst a Celestine dressed in traditional Indian costume danced around Adina, symbolically purifying her with holy rose-water, and sprinkling on her frankincense and rose petals.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The ritualistic dance of love and transifugration<br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">Then it was the time for the girls from Adina&#8217;s famous Shakti groups: they made a fascinating &#8220;parade&#8221; around her (see the pictures) displaying various forms of femininity and beauty in overwhelming nuances.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1490" title="34" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/341-300x200.jpg" alt="34" width="300" height="200" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong> The women from the Shakti groups expressing their love and admiration</strong></p>
<p>I observed the men in the room straightening their spines and proudly pushing their chests forward in a discreet sign of polarization and adoration. The fascinating parade moved in two circles clockwise around Adina and each Shakti offered her a mudra (mysterious sacred gesture) or a spiritual gift. This was a very touching moment evoking a sacred atmosphere, emanating from the amazing attitude of these wonderful women who were giving their love to one of them in such a specific feminine manner. You can say that the beginning was lacking rhythm but this was only because of judging in a masculine manner. As soon as you were letting the heart to exalt, you were caught in the secret rhythm of Shakti and all the moments were revealing a secret rhythm.</p>
<p>It was then turn for the Vira (the men aspiring to be a spiritual Hero) to express their adoration! The guys came to Adina with declarations and expressions of their love.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="64" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/64-300x200.jpg" alt="64" width="300" height="200" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The Vira&#8217;s, expressing their love and admiration!</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This was a very humoristic and special moment. Each one of the Viras expressing their love in  their own unique manner, there were poems and serenades, jokes and even a samurai dance.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="a9" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/a9-300x225.jpg" alt="a9" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong> Adina and the audience were enthralled!!</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Further surprises came in the form of some messages from Adina&#8217;s family in Romania! Her parents, sister and small niece had made a recording of their birthday wishes, it was a very touching moment with tears and laughter as Adina listened to her family&#8217;s greetings</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="a5" src="http://www.mihaistoian.net/wp-content/uploads/a52-300x225.jpg" alt="a5" width="300" height="225" /></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230; More wishes and expressions of admiration were to follow in a short movie made by some of Adina&#8217;s friends  and students, each were asked some questions about what Adina represents to them and the inspiration she offers to them in their lives&#8230; the movie was indeed a great idea and we all enjoyed seeing how Adina is giving inspiration and even strength in her feminine way to so many people.</p>
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<p>Then a selection of pictures of Adina were projected, to compliment the pictures Julie and Nori had chosen some beautiful poetry that they read aloud.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Following this I spoke, telling Adina what she represents for me. Preparing this party I realized some of the things I haven’t told her for some time and I decided to remind her some of the things that make her what she means for my life. I also wanted to tell the others some things about Adina that, out of modesty, she is not saying and they might go unnoticed for the careless observer. I am sure that after this moment many of the people around her will be more careful to value this precious gift Adina is for all of us.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Happy ecstatic birthday my love!</strong></p>
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